These Pads Will Help Protect You If You Shart In Your Pants

This advertisement for a new kind of "discreet protection from ABL" (Accidental Bowel Leakage) was spotted in an issue of Martha Stewart Living.

These Pads Will Help Protect You If You Shart In Your Pants

It's totally real, too. You can get them at Target. I hear Jennifer Lawrence has already ordered these in bulk.