Artist Tay Allyn describes her music as being "like Ke$ha without the sex, and Gaga without the avant garde" which apparently leaves us with "pop songs about the mundane issues you face in everyday life." Look forward to Allyn's future singles "What's Wrong with My Pee?! Oh, Yeah. I Ate Asparagus" and "Check Out This Thing On My Dog (Is It a Tick or a Mole?)"
I don't know how serious Tay Allyn is being. Maybe the whole thing is a parody. The only thing that's certain is that Allyn was once a reenactment actor on I Didn't Know I was Pregnant and that is probably the funnest job a person can get. Jokes on us, Tay. JOKES ON US.