Finally! A video that actually celebrates the true, inspiring depths of motherhood.

This video, filled with lots of little kids saying adorable smartass things about their moms, is one is a whole lot better than the "World's Toughest Job" video that was making the rounds a few weeks ago. "[Thank you] for making me afraid of germs," says one girl. "I'm like the Howard Hughes of first grade."

I'd like to say "thank you" to my mom for telling me I had to be quiet while we watched the news, just so she could yell at the TV every time Ronald Reagan came on. I love you, beautiful lady.

Moms—we love you. Because we know you put up with a lot of shit.