You may consider yourself “green” because you bring your own canvas bag to the grocery store, or because you only by the really expensive four-dollar slicing cucumbers that look, stacked under the moistening produce spigot at Whole Foods, vaguely like the mummefied penises of so many deposed troll kings, but you’re still not as eco-conscious as the cat in this video, an animal willing to violently enforce the paperless mandate it recently established at its owner’s home office.

via Laughing Squid