Hottest Felon Ever Causes Mass Facebook Freakout (Hot Photos Here)

Jeremy Meeks is a convicted felon who was arrested in Stockton on felony weapon charges on Tuesday. He’s also super fucking hot and the ladies of Facebook want to bring him to justice. Sexual justice. (I am going to go write for Skinemax now, bye!)

According to ABC News 10, Meeks’ mugshot has received more than 2400 comments on the Stockton Police Department’s Facebook page. Whether it’s Meeks’ smoldering good looks, or the soulful way he is staring into your heart, or the halo effect (which suggests that good-looking people are generally good people) at play is unclear, but what is painfully and irrevocably clear is that Meeks has won the hearts (if not the minds) of those who have seen his mugshot, which looks both airbrushed and professionally lit. It actually looks better than my ID picture and I made the DMV take it like three times.

Here’s his photo, but I warn you, it might be too hot to handle.

Here are just a few selections from the love orgy that’s happening on the page:

“Hottttttt,” Melissa Stiles wrote.

“Omg come to mama,” Nicole Seba Lorena Elena commented

“Holy hell i would arrest him too..hottest bad boy I’ve seen,” Ellie Abbey wrote.

“He can kidnap me anyday… Hold me against my will lol,” Jessica Gutierrez commented.

“Why is he breaking the law when he should be making millions modeling! Wowzas,” Tanya H. Thomas noted.

It’s disturbing that some of these women (and probably a few men) are ignoring Meeks’ behavior and even inviting him to come kidnap them, but it all seems to be just part of a fantasy. Someone has even created a Facebook fan page for the six-time felon (but is he single?) and it’s only a matter of time before someone sets up a Kickstarter to raise the $900,000 for Meeks’ bail and turn this bad boy’s life around. Because, of course, that’s all that Meeks needs: Someone to love him and a modeling contract. Then he’ll probably stop committing crimes. Maybe. Probably not.