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				Three years ago, on May 21, 2007, Jezebel.com was born.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5543073/bragging-rights--birthdays-3-years-of-jezebelcom" title="Click here to read more about Bragging Rights & Birthdays: 3 Years Of Jezebel.com">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 20 May 2010 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				Amazing, Friday-the-13th-apropos news: <a href="http://papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/the-tale-of-the-deflowered-girl/">Edward Gorey's "lost" book</a>, <em>The Recently Deflowered Girl: The Right Thing to Say on Every Dubious Occasion</em>, has been reissued - and released - by Bloomsbury. And Emily Post just rolled in her grave. [<a href="http://papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/12/the-tale-of-the-deflowered-girl/">NYT</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5404275/gothic-archness" title="Click here to read more about Gothic Archness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				Good morning, doves, and welcome to the very first (but hopefully not the last) edition of Weekend Jezebel!  Regardless of your Saturday status,  be it wide-awake,  half-asleep,  hungover,  at work,  in school,  or busy building a replica of the Eiffel Tower in your home out of cupcakes and bacon,  we've got you covered.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5058983/welcome-weekend-warriors" title="Click here to read more about Welcome, Weekend Warriors">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Oct 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Months and months (almost a year!) after <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/personal-ads/wanted-fun+loving-female-loves-long-walks-in-the-weekend-rain-328973.php">first announcing</a> the possibility of a weekend version of Jezebel, that possibility has become a reality. (Sorry for the delay ladies, but I've had a lot on my plate.) Starting on Saturday, our very own commenter moderator Hortense — ! — will be doing double duty and taking on the task of blogging the bookends of the work week. Needless to say, we're both thrilled and curious as to how many Monday-through-Friday people will turn out to join us on their off hours, and if this extended-Jezebel experiment will work. (We're open to ideas and suggestions — feel free to email me or Hortense directly.) See you on Saturday?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5058172/welcome-to-weekend-jezebel" title="Click here to read more about Welcome To: Weekend Jezebel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>It's been a busy week. Month, even. We've had controversies, good press, bad press, new people and <em>lots</em> of tech probs. And so our beloved Hortense has written a missive, originally posted on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=22163140667">Facebook</a>, and it's for you guys, the readers and commenters. She writes: </em> 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5023980/a-message-from-hortense-our-commenter-moderator" title="Click here to read more about A Message From Hortense, Our Commenter Moderator">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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