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Confession: we check our horoscopes a little too religiously and sometimes their accuracy can be a bit spooky, especially those pesky love charts. Well, artist Caris Reid has a new project that plays with sex and astrology in an awesome new way. Called the "Whoroscope" project (after the poem by Samuel Beckett), Reid is doing portraits that aim to reveal your inner whore. Not to worry though-these are some classy broads-all Reid's portraits are of prostitues from the Victorian era and the '20s that correspond with each zodiac sign. Done on paper in black and white ink, these 8x11 portraits won't break the bank at a cool $150 a piece, but you'll have to move quick as Reid is only doing this project until her birthday on April 13th. Email caris.reid@gmail.com to order before April 1st and check out what your inner vintage whore looks like. We think Susan Miller would be into it. More »
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Ready for some Earth-shattering news? According to Live Science, Astrology may be inaccurate! It's complicated, but basically, the zodiac signs were originally determined by which constellation the sun was crossing through, or "in," on the day you were born. Of course, that was 2200 years ago, and apparently the Earth wobbles on its axis during a 25,800-year cycle. So yeah, holy elliptical movement, Batman! All the signs have tipped one-tenth to the west and if you are a bright, bubbly Gemini, like I am, you may suddenly find that you are actually a stubborn fucking Taurus, for Mercury's sake. And if that's not enough to make your head explode, consider this: If it's your birthday this week, and you think you're a Sagittarius, guess what? You're actually an Ophiuchus. Yeah. The Earth's path goes through the constellation of Ophiuchus after Scorpius. So what's your "real" sign? More »
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