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				Hello and welcome to Things People Say, with <a href="http://jezebel.com/5553469/the-manic-sexy-woman-i-cant-help-but-resent">noted</a> honey aficionado Paz de la Huerta! Does Paz de la Huerta want to weigh in on Amy Winehouse's death? Yes, yes Paz does. Paz has many interesting ideas about Amy Winehouse And The Media, which she would like to share with you:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5825315/paz-de-la-huerta-thinks-amy-winehouse-just-needed-some-nice-pictures-of-herself" title="Click here to read more about Paz de La Huerta Thinks Amy Winehouse Just Needed Some Nice Pictures Of Herself">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:23:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenna Sauers]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Bottles Of Honey Shut Down California Airport]]></title>
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				The "suspicious material" in a passenger's luggage closed the Bakersfield airport today. Asked the local sheriff, "Why in this day and age would someone take a chance carrying honey in Gatorade bottles? That itself is an alarm." [AP, via <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9D1RRBO0&show_article=1">Breitbart</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5440904/bottles-of-honey-shut-down-california-airport" title="Click here to read more about Bottles Of Honey Shut Down California Airport">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:45:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				•  Scientists in the UK have discovered that <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/13/tech/main5155319.shtml">cats are more manipulative than we think;</a> felines frequently embed a <a href="http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2009-07/cp-hck070909.php">meow or yowl for food </a>within their purrs, which creates a weird combination of happy-needy that humans readily respond to.  •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5313734/discovered-the-secret-to-cats-cries-brides-forced-to-undergo-virginity-test" title="Click here to read more about Discovered: The Secret To Cats' Cries • Brides Forced To Undergo Virginity Test">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				"Urban" lifestyle publication <em>Honey</em> &mdash; once a hip black ladymag &mdash; has had a <A href="http://www.paidcontent.org/entry/419-the-latest-iteration-of-honey-magazine/">tortured history</a>, but now <a href="http://www.minonline.com/news/9578.html">will be resuscitated</a> as an online magazine and social network. [<a href="http://www.minonline.com/news/9578.html">MIN</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5125334/the-buzz-honey-finds-new-life-online" title="Click here to read more about The Buzz: Honey Finds New Life Online">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 07 Jan 2009 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business]]></title>
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				On last night's episode of <em>The Simpsons</em>, die-hard environmentalist, animal lover, and <a href="http://jezebel.com/5012847/lisa-simpson-feminist-hero">feminist hero</a> Lisa became upset about an epidemic that was killing off all the bees in Springfield. She ran to her dad Homer for help, who wasn't nearly as sympathetic, saying that now he'll get stung less and his sandwiches won't get walked on. When Lisa tried to explain to him that bees pollinate flowers, he called flowers the "painted whores of the plant world." Then she appealed to his heart through is stomach, telling him that there would be no more honey. This made him have a daymare about what an apocalyptic, honey-less future would be like. Clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5104130/the-simpsons-lisa-makes-bees-her-business" title="Click here to read more about The Simpsons: Lisa Makes Bees Her Business">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Dec 2008 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				A bear was <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/14/wbear114.xml">convicted</a> of stealing honey. In a court of law. In Macedonia. A beekeeper filed the charges; the court found the bear guilty and, since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the $3500 damage it caused to a beekeeper's hives. The bear did not show up in court. [<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/14/wbear114.xml">Telegraph</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/368081/bearly-legal" title="Click here to read more about Bearly Legal">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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