I am never getting out the bath ever again. I will shrivel up into a prune and then you can feed my shrunken corpse (via VitaMix'ed smoothie?) to Mark Ruffalo so that I might, just once, know him intimately.
These whirlpool overflow bathtubs are from German manufacturer Käsch, and they're designed from a reoccurring happy dream of mine. They're set level to the floor and the water is able to flow over the sides and the circulate back into the tub. Fuck a Disneyland, these tubs right here are the are the Happiest Place on Earth.
I'm willing to barter vital organs for one. Let's make a deal.