On the tails of the likely dreadful Adam Sandler blah-fest, Netflix has announced they’ll be releasing the amazingly-titled comedy Divanation, which will reunite First Wives’ Club stars Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton. Sing it with me: YOU DON’T OWN ME DA DA DA DAAAAA.
As Deadline reports—in far too calm of a tone!!!—the trio will play “members of a once-popular singing group forced to reconnect after their volatile split and 30 year estrangement.” Though the script has not been finalized, and there’s no date in mind, and no director, this is clearly enough intel to prompt us all to break out the bubbly immediately. The First Wives Club never got the sequel we all deserved, and Divanation might be as close as we’ll get. It already feels good.
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