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			<title><![CDATA[Child Of Lesbian Couple Denied Admission To Catholic School]]></title>
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				A Roman <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #catholicschool" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #catholicschool" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/catholicschool/">Catholic school</a> in Massachusetts has refused to admit an 8-year-old boy on the grounds that his parents relationship is "in discord" with church teachings.  The Boston Archdiocese has not yet commented on the school's decision.  [<a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_REL_CATHOLIC_SCHOOL_GAY_PARENTS?SITE=VTBRA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5538055/child-of-lesbian-couple-denied-admission-to-catholic-school" title="Click here to read more about Child Of Lesbian Couple Denied Admission To Catholic School">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 May 2010 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Katy Kelleher]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Reverend Fred Phelps: "God Hates Lady Gaga"]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fredphelps" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #fredphelps" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/fredphelps/">Fred Phelps</a>, the hate-happy pastor of  Wesboro Baptist Church, has, rather belatedly, discovered <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #ladygaga" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ladygaga/">Lady Gaga</a>- and now is <a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/24454887/God-Hates-Lady-Gaga">calling for a boycott</a> of the hussy's "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pretentiousprancing" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #pretentiousprancing" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/pretentiousprancing/">pretentious prancing</a>." If this weren't so crazy, it would be a masterpiece of absurdist prose:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5433133/reverend-fred-phelps-god-hates-lady-gaga" title="Click here to read more about Reverend Fred Phelps: "God Hates Lady Gaga"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[An Alternative To Bratz? Jesus Christ!]]></title>
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				We all sort of <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/mattel/the-unsluttification-of-bratz-278737.php">agree</a> that Bratz dolls are a wee bit skanky. Guess what? There's an antidote to the fishnet-wearin', pouty-puckered little wenches, thank the Lord. No, really. Thank Him! Because instead of playing with mini-skirted, ethnically ambiguous baby bimbos, kids can play with a chick who got pregnant but swears she never had sex. Her name's Mary! CNN reports that Wal-Mart is <a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/newsfeeds/articles/djf500/200707171211DOWJONESDJONLINE000491_FORTUNE5.htm" target=_new>testing bible action figures</a>. Because some of the toys they make today? Holy crap! <blockquote>'If you're very religious, it's a battle for your children's minds and what they're playing with and pretending. There are remakes out there of Satan and evil things.'</blockquote>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/279931/an-alternative-to-bratz-jesus-christ" title="Click here to read more about An Alternative To Bratz? Jesus Christ!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:59:38 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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