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Today on The View, Mario Cantone and Joey McIntyre sang a straight man/gay man version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," except they changed the words to "Buddy, it's cold outside" and it was the worst thing ever. NKOTBWTFBBQ. More »
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It has nothing to do with punching those who have grinched you this year, and it's not a shitty episodic romcom sequel to "Valentine's Day," starring a patchwork of red carpet fixtures of debatable talent. So what is it? More »
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After releasing the 2010 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas photo, Kim Kardashian got nostalgic and posted some old holiday pictures of her family. Let's visit with ghosts of Christmas past! More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5714588&view=rss&microfeed=true No shit headline of the day: "Women Spend And Stress More Over Gifts." Well yes. Also, advertising has led us to believe that if it's not a great, awesome, amazing present that makes people gasp, we're doing something wrong. More »
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As I looked at yet another roundup of glitzy, frilly, festive holiday apparel today, I suddenly couldn't help but wonder: who's actually going to all these fancy "holiday parties?" More »
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For college Freshmen, there are few experiences as fraught with drama as that first return home after a semester away. More »
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A present is an opportunity to show how creative, thoughtful, and generous you are, all with a single well-wrapped package. Or it's a chance to look like a huge ass. Here's how to do the former and avoid the latter. More »
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Summer's basically over, which means Christmas is right around the corner. That is, according to the folks at Bronner's: This catalog arrived in the mail right before the Labor Day weekend. More »
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One young woman gives us something we rarely see: a practical primer on "How to Handle My Eating Disorder in Your Home for the Holidays": More »
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Apparently the "smaller, craftier" ones are a sub-species. [Neatorama via Cracked] More »
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But we did see 9 Lady Gagas. [BuzzFeed] More »
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Happy Lá 'le Pádraig — St. Patrick's Day! On this day, people all over the world wear green, even though St. Patrick was into blue, and drink beer. How do you plan to celebrate? More »
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Apparently, January 5-11 is Women's Self Empowerment Week. Who knew? Entertainment Weekly's Whitney Pastorek, for one. She winkingly writes: More »
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Torie Bosch has a piece on Slate about the joys of celebrating a godless Christmas, something many of us are probably very familiar with. More »
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At some churches, Nativity Pageants bring out the worst in Christians. More »
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We asked, you answered: herewith, the second installment of our Ultimate Terrible Holiday Gift Guide: Things Not to Get the Family. More »
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It's early mid-December, which means that the offices that still have the dough to hold holiday parties are about to unleash some free booze on their angst-ridden employees. The Root and The New York Post both have articles today about how to avoid humiliating yourself in front of your higher-ups, and the advice basically boils down to: don't forget you're still at work, and don't get too drunkypants. Common sense, but that doesn't always mean that we've always shown our better judgment when boozing with coworkers. More »
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This is the time of year for gift guides! What to buy your mom! And your fashionista friend! And your crush! For under $50! You've probably got a lot of good suggestions, so here's something else: The Ultimate Bad Gift Guide. Our guide is composed of terrible gifts we have actually given and received through the years. Part 1: Gifts Not To Get The Family! (And we'll add any particularly egregious gifts of yours to future installments!) More »
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Thanksgiving is usually the holiday you don't need to worry about too much. Your only jobs are to navigate familial minefields and eat hearty — neither of which really requires a special uniform. But according to fashion scribe extraordinaire Vanessa Friedman, there is indeed a Turkey Day aesthetic: "Puritan Chic." And sadly, it doesn't seem to involve elastic waistbands. More »
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Yesterday, April 14, was "Black Day" in South Korea. Kind of like the anti-Valentine's day, April 14 is when people who are not in love wear black and eat black food. South Korea marketers have hatched special days for the 14th of each month to create a calendar with a crapload of love holidays. Black Day has become really popular, but Green Day, August 14 — where couples are supposed to drink cheap beer that comes in green bottles and walk in the woods — hasn't caught on. [MSNBC] More »
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