Jezebel: Hogan

Jonathan Adler: "Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels"

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:31:00 EST

Designer (and husband of Barneys creative director/fashion sage Simon Doonan) Jonathan Adler is selling a needlepoint pillow emblazoned with the pro-ana proverb "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Which, as Adler should know, is pretty much anorexia's catchphrase. [Racked]

Lindsay To Pose Nude For Fashion Line; Play About Isabella Blow Produced

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:30:00 EDT

To promote her new accessories line for 6126 — the handbags cost $200-$600 — Lindsay Lohan plans to pose nude except for her SCRAM ankle bracelet. It might be airbrushed out, unless Lohan goes for that sexy-court-monitored-alcoholic look. [People]

Chris Brown Sentencing Delayed; Anna & Stephen Are Engaged

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Chris Brown was supposed to be sentenced today for pleading guilty to felony assault, but the sentencing was postponed to August 27 so the judge could review his full community service schedule, which she wants to include hard labor. [TMZ]

Chanel Does Couture For Ballerinas; Is Supermodel A Michael Kors Klepto?

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Mon, 04 May 2009 11:40:00 EDT

File under matches made in heaven: Karl Lagerfeld has designed couture costumes for England's National Ballet. [Telegraph]

WWD Really Wants To Know Michelle Obama's Dress Size

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:30:00 EDT

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Michelle Obama wore French-born Brooklyn-based designer Sophie Theallet to unveil a bust of Sojourner Truth at Emancipation Hall yesterday. Naturally, journalistically, WWD asked the designer to specify the First Lady's measurements. Theallet declined. [WWD]

Christian Bale's Mom Hit Him Up For Money

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:00:00 EDT

Christian Bale's "assault" against his mother is part of a long-simmering feud. Apparently Christian's been estranged from his mother and sister, Jenny and Sharon Bale, since he sided with his father when his parents divorced in the early '90s. Christian "reluctantly" agreed to meet with them at his London hotel right before the premiere of The Dark Knight but soon realized they were there to hit him up for money. An argument ensued; Christian demanded they leave his suite and allegedly pushed his mother out of the door. Snubbed, his mother went and told her "assault" story; she's trying to sell it to media outlets as well. [Chicago Sun Times]
Christian Bale singed autographs and posed for photos at the Madrid premiere of Dark Knight last night but did not speak to reporters, duh. By the by, he has not been formally charged with anything. [People]
Christian's relationship with his wife? Solid. [E!]
P.S.: Aaron Eckhart has agreed to be in a third Batman film. [ONTD]

Just Because You Can Buy Your Child A $21K Jungle Gym Doesn't Mean You Should

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:40:00 EDT

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CNN reports that New Yorker Stephanie Kaster threw her daughter a birthday party recently. The celebration was held at a fondue restaurant and Kaster hired a musical troupe to perform as the Wiggles. There was a four-layer cake and each guest took home a Fisher-Price guitar and a custom CD. The party's price tag? $5,000. Stephanie's daughter was turning 3. The Coach-themed cake pictured at left was created for a 10-year-old's birthday party. Price? $1,500. Meanwhile, there's the appealing/appalling MTV show My Super Sweet 16 and that $10 million bat mitzvah on Long Island. Oh, and magazines like Baby Couture. More »

Fake WASP Tory Burch Designs Collection "Inspired" By Fake WASP Martha Stewart

Jennifer — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST

Tory Burch is designing a line inspired by old pictures of Martha Stewart, back from when Martha Stewart looked sort of like a pretty version of Tory Burch. [As I'm sure you can imagine, Jennie, who loves both WASPs and fashion-pop culture collabos like the proverbial fat kid loves cake, is in a corner somewhere heaving in ecstasy. Hey Jennie, Ralph Lauren called, and he's got a message for you! "I Am Your Father." -Moe] [Fashion Week Daily]

Amy Winehouse To Save The Children Who Gave Her Hair

Jennifer — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:00:00 EDT

Amy Winehouse is reportedly making donations to a Romanian orphanage as a token of appreciation for donating the hair that makes up absurd/awesome monstrosity on her head. [Sassybella]

Marc Jacobs & Suzy Menkes: The Custom T-Shirt For Peace Plan

Jennifer — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:00:00 EDT

OMG! International Herald Tribune fashion critic Suzy Menkes and designer Marc Jacobs have somehow settled their seemingly-insurmountable differences! After their tiff in New York over Marc's really late fashion show, Marc left Menkes a Marc Jacobs T-shirt with a pretty bow on her seat at Louis Vuitton on Sunday. And what was on the T-shirt? A "love letter," says Marc. Coy! [Fashion Week Daily]

'Vogue' Editor Anna Wintour To See Sunlight, Breathe Real Air

Jennifer — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:40:00 EDT

New York Fashion Week and the showing of the Spring/Summer 2008 Ready-to-Wear collections start today. Expect us to be increasingly tired and irritable as the week goes on. Unless we see Vogue's Anna Wintour, in which case we will perk up momentarily, grab our BlackBerrys, and then go back to being tired and irritable. [Vogue UK]

What's Next: Abbie Hoffman For Tods?

Jennifer — Thu, 24 May 2007 18:00:43 EDT

Whomever heads up design for leather accessories manufacturer Hogan wasn't paying particularly close attention in American Lit class. We hear Hogan will release a new limited edition collection in July called "The Jack Kerouac Project", six luxury items supposedly inspired by the Beat writer and his seminal book On the Road. We say "supposedly" because we don't think Kerouac would have been speaking out against The Man while rolling cigarettes and wearing a $1590 leather jacket. Or trolling the mean streets in $495 boots with his few worldly possessions tucked into a $1290 backpack. Then again, Kerouac did go to Columbia, so maybe Hogan is just trying to connect him to the university's present-day elite! More »