Jezebel: Hitler

Frightening Girl Loves Her Hitler Doll

Erin Gloria Ryan — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:45:00 EST

Check out this picture of an adorable little girl hugging her OH SWEET CHRIST THAT IS A HITLER DOLL. More »

Bored With Saving Lives, Lifeguards Make Videos Homophobic Hitler Videos

Anna North — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:10:00 EDT

A group of British lifeguards have drawn fire for making a YouTube video in which they impersonate Hitler, make homophobic jokes, and pretend to have sex with a life jacket. More »

Field Guide: Daphne Guinness And Her Thoughts On Hitler

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:55:00 EDT

Rebecca Mead's profile of Daphne Guinness from this week's New Yorker aims to explain the nature of the heiress/fashion star's appeal. And just what it is that she does all day. More »

Kate To Naomi: "Trying To Upstage Me, Bitch?"

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:05:00 EDT

The Vogue cover story about Kate Moss's wedding is here, and it is a doozy. The supermodel decided to tie the knot after watching Big Fat Gypsy Weddings. Moss explains: More »

Lars Von Trier Declares Himself A Nazi, Hitler Sympathizer

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 18 May 2011 18:00:00 EDT

Director Lars Von Trier seemingly lost his shit when, at a press at the Cannes Film Festival for his film Melancholia, he declared himself a Nazi and Hitler sympathizer among things in a bout of verbal diarrhea that freaked out other members of the panel, before a moderator cut the event short. More »

Elle Turkey Shoots Fashion Spread In Ruined Armenian City

Jenna Sauers — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 17:07:00 EST

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In 1064, Turkish armies laid siege to Ani, a bustling, largely Armenian city of 200,000. They were ordered to destroy Ani, and kill everyone they found. In 2011, Elle Turkey used the ruins left behind for a fashion story. More »

Today In Ill-Advised Anne Frank Interpretations

Irin Carmon — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 14:17:28 EST

A fantasy of Jewish militarized revenge — like Inglourious Basterds! Sexing up a Holocaust victim who died at 15 — like everything else everywhere! The question is, are you Team Anne or Team Hitler? More »

Bollywood To Tackle The Romance Of Hitler And Eva Braun

Katy Kelleher — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:30:00 EDT

File this under Bad Ideas: A Bollywood studio has announced plans to make a film about Hitler's romance with Eva Braun. Braun will be played by a former Miss India, and Hitler will be played by Anupam Kher. More »

Italians Angered By Ad Featuring Hitler In Pink

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 21 May 2010 11:40:00 EDT

Palermo, Sicily residents are protesting ads for a local clothing store depicting Hitler in pink with the slogan "Don't follow your leader." A city official says it's "offensive to our country's constitutional principles and to the sensitivities of citizens." [Telegraph] More »

Toddlers & Tiaras Kid Does Hitler

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 13:30:00 EDT

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Remember Eden Wood, the 4-year-old showgirl from Toddlers & Tiaras who's written a book? Her mother Mickie recently posted this photo on her Facebook page: it's Eden donning a Hitler 'stache. It appears that Mickie has since removed the link. More »

Hitler's Favorite Little Girl

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:20:00 EDT

Using the memoir of the Goebbels family governess, Emma Craigie retells the finals days in Hitler's bunker - from 12-year-old Helga's POV. Helga was sensitive, spirited, and suspicious, but she also holds the unfortunate title: "Hitler's favorite little girl." [Telegraph] More »

Eva Braun Was "Not A Passive Wallflower" • Cambodia Bans Marriages To South Korean Men

Katy Kelleher — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:40:00 EDT

A new book about Eva Braun says she was "no dumb blonde." "People have always seen her as just the pleasant woman who fell in love with a monster, but she actually played an important role in Hitler's inner circle." More »

Really? We Thought It Was!

Sadie Stein — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:40:00 EST

Those Downfall-based Hitler spoofs on YouTube may be a blast but, the Wall Street Journal reminds us, "the end of the Third Reich in Hitler's concrete lair was not always a laughing matter." [WSJ] More »

For Shame

Anna Holmes — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 15:10:00 EDT

[Germantown, Maryland; August 25. Image via Getty]

Condoms: The Prophylactic Against War Criminals!

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:40:00 EDT

This Chinese condom ad features the tagline "Such tragedy could have been easily avoided." Click through for a bigger picture of some of the terrible world leaders who might never have been. [Dieline] More »

Russia Denies Gays Equal Rights • German Man Beheads Hitler

Katy Kelleher — Tue, 12 May 2009 17:30:00 EDT

• A lesbian couple in Russia have been officially denied the right to marry. The fight for same-sex marriage is relatively new to the country, and has been met with intense opposition. • More »

Ew-Genics

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 09:45:00 EDT

These terrifying German ads feature sperm versions of Osama bin Laden, Adolf Hitler and Mao Zedong. The message? We're not sure, but it sure as hell doesn't make us want to do it. [AdFreak] More »

Sarah Silverman On Divas, Hitler & Playboy Playmates

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:40:00 EDT

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Sarah Silverman doesn't like divas, whom she believes are nearly as broken as the women she sees at Hef's place while high with Bill Maher. (Hitler, by the way, wasn't a diva, just a cunt.) More »

Chris Rock's Daughters Want To Be BFF With The Obama Girls

Megan Carpentier — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:00:00 EST

To try to come in like a lamb and go out like a lion, today Ana Marie Cox and I talk puppies, pedicures, Elvira, Bill Kristol, and the death of journalism. Do lions cry? More »

The 5 Most Famous One-Ball Wonders

Jessica G. — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:00:00 EST

It has long been the stuff of urban legends and dirty limericks that Adolf Hitler had one testicle. Well now there is concrete proof that the famous fascist lost a ball during the WWI Battle of the Somme in 1916, as the medic who saved Hitler's life during that siege confirmed it. According to the Telegraph, "The disclosure is made in a document noting a conversation in the 1960s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest, Franciszek Pawlar." Poor Johan had terrible guilt over the fact that he saved the life — and ball — of such an evil man. But having one ball is not like having one evil Cyclops eye; in fact, there are many benevolent celebrities who are also "monorchic," as the uni-testicled are called in medical parlance. After the jump, four other famous folks who were missing something down below. More »

GOOP Scoop

Jessica G. — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:20:00 EDT

The third installment of GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's e-newsletter, came out today, and this one is under the vague heading of "Do." It seems to be tips for diet and exercise from Gwynnie's gurus and they offer riveting new advice like try to "exercise 45 minutes a day" and "sleep eight hours a night." Thrilling! The other advice echoed by several gurus is to eliminate "white" foods like dairy, sugar and flour. Gwyneth's email was released at the same time this Guardian article about Adolf Hitler's favorite dishes hit the web. One would think that Hitler did like white foods. [Guardian] More »

Starring Sally J. Freedman As Herself: Springtime for Hitler, Part II

lizzies — Fri, 16 May 2008 15:00:00 EDT

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Welcome to 'Fine Lines', the Friday feature in which we give a sentimental, sometimes-critical, far more wrinkled look at the children's and YA books we loved in our youth. This week, writer / reviewer / blogger Lizzie Skurnick rereads 'Starring Sally J. Freedman As Herself', Judy Blume's 1977 story of Sally Freedman, who, following WWII, spends a year in Miami and triumphs over Hitler and Man O' Wars.

Ann Coulter's a busy lady, what with campaigning...

mcarpentier — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 16:20:00 EDT

Ann Coulter's a busy lady, what with campaigning for Hillary and calling John Edwards a "faggot" and stuff, so it's no surprise that she only recently found the time to assign some poor beleaguered assistant to read Barack Obama's book Dreams from My Father. Says Ann: "Has anybody read this book? Inasmuch as the book reveals Obama to be a flabbergasting lunatic, I gather the answer is no. Obama is about to be our next president: You might want to take a peek. If only people had read Mein Kampf." Oh, Ann. Takes a fascist and a raving lunatic to know one! [Editor&Publisher] More »

Happy Holocaust Awareness Week, everyone....

Jennifer — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:20:00 EST

Happy Holocaust Awareness Week, everyone. (It's also Eating Disorder Awareness week, but, uh yeah, I'm going to pass on making a connection between the two.) As the token grandchild-of-Holocaust survivors, I call attention to these Anne Frank-related news stories: Hillel Colorado commissioned a poster bearing the copy "Millions of Americans don't believe there was a Holocaust." The image? The spine of The Diary of Anne Frank with a library "Fiction" label affixed to it. Also: The first-ever photo of Anne Frank's boyfriend, Peter Schifft, has been published and the diary of a girl who was not Anne Frank but chronicled her own experiences as a teen in the Warsaw ghetto has been restored and is on display at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, D.C. [AdRants, Editor & Publisher, Telegraph] More »

Britney Spears Working Hard To Restore Image As The "Naughty" Spears Sister

Jennifer — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:00:55 EST

It was a Britney Christmas: She drove around aimlessly, occasionally pausing to assault members of the paparazzi, before settling down to maybe have sex with a member of the paparazzi. This transpired at the Peninsula Hotel. (Her house was "too messy," she claimed. We believe her!) She made a 1 a.m. trip to Rite Aid to stock up on Lucky Charms and laundry detergent. She did not appear to be wearing a bra. [People]