Hey, Quick Question: Would You Fuck Katy Perry's Dancing Sharks?

During the Super Bowl XLIX Sunday evening (which one of my viewing companions pointed out is a pretty sexy set of roman numerals), performance artist Katy Perry brought out a set of dancing sharks that immediately captivated a nation – in its pants.

People were particularly taken, it seems, with “left shark,” a.k.a the shark that was flailing around at stage left.

And here is right shark, who did his own reddit AMA today and has already been dubbed by BuzzFeed as “actually very hot“:

The question remains: would you have sex with one or both of these sharks? Would you do it if they were wearing just the top of the shark constume? Would you do it while they were wearing the full shark costume?

(Answer: yes.)

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