????????????????????? DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED??????????????

Via Uproxx, we learn of "Boof," whose real name is John Travolta. He is a bulldog currently housed with the South Australian Dog Rescue. He is deaf. You can own him for $450. There is literally no evidence to suggest that this dog is not in fact John Travolta in dog form, nor can we confirm that John Travolta's body has NOT been inhabited by the spirit of a stray two-year-old bulldog. Someone check on Dog Travolta before I laugh too hard and die.

Image via Getty/SA Dog Rescue.