Tonight Zach Galifianakis hosts SNL to promote the third installment of that obscure indie comedy that you probs haven't heard of and continues to obscure the fact that, sans beard, he is a stone cold fox. (I actually gasped.) We should all protest The Hangover because it glamorizes hangovers! I mostly just dry-heave and cry into my Naked juice. HOLLYWOOD LIES.

I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. DRINK WATER.