According to a recent interview in Town and Country, Chloë Sevigny is all "Haha I'm an 'it girl' whatever that means HONK."
That was some slight paraphrasing ��� here's the real deal:
���The whole ���It Girl��� thing���I never felt that was the correct label, because I saw that as meaning ���flash in the pan,��� or ���socialite,��� or ���rich girl,��� or ���druggie girl,��� or ���model girl,��� even though its origin is Clara Bow, who was the coolest thing ever.��� Whether sought after or not, the title has stuck, and Sevigny admits there���s little point in trying to shake it now. ���It must come up when you Google me or something,��� she says, following up with her disarming trademark laugh, a big, generous honk that sounds a little like a Canada goose in migration. ���I���d rather cut off my pinkie than Google myself.���
I guess I feel kinda the opposite about the whole Googling myself thing, but that's why she's Chloë Sevigny and I'm still in my pajamas at 4pm. [Town and Country]
Kris and Bruce Jenner are dunzo:
Kim Kardashian���s mother and step-father have been living in different houses since she moved into their Calabasas mansion with her baby daughter North West, with the former Olympian decamping to a Malibu pad.
���We are living separately and we are much happier this way,��� Kris and Bruce said in a statement after months of denying the strains in their relationship.
Break-ups are the worst! [Radar]
Miley Cyrus' party for her Bangerz album sounds wack and terrible:
���Miley wanted the most over the top ���Madhouse��� ever so she had Jeff bring the cast from Los Angeles including monkeys and little people,��� a source told RadarOnline.com.
���She wants this to be an outrageous party and it she���s planned a lot of surprises for everyone who will be there. Miley isn���t doing anything small scale anymore, everything is a huge dramatic production.���
God, I feel bad for everyone involved. That is some tacky-ass Wolf of Wall Street shit right there. [Radar]
Rihanna is moving. Apparently people have been stalking and burglarizing her house, which is creepy as hell and super awful. [TMZ]
Michelle Williams took her daughter to visit the old Dawson's Creek filming locations and didn't take us. Unforgivable. [US]
Zac Efron bought a big-ass house. [TMZ]
Corey Feldman says that orgy story was made up by ���the competition��� to destroy his reputation. Amazing! [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Tom Hanks has Type 2 diabetes. [Dlisted]
John Mayer and Taylor Swift were at Disneyland on different days. [Perez]
Doctor Who's Matt Smith to play the cleanly sociopath Patrick Bateman in a London stage musical adaptation of American Psycho. [NYT]
Pippa Middleton killed a lot of birds. [Dlisted]
It's a Very Grey's Anatomy Wedding! [Perez]
Finally, don't ever change! And neither will I! (Unless, one day, after years of intense therapy, I am able to do so.)