On Monday, a new season of The Bachelorette premieres and to drum up interest, ABC has released profiles of the contestants, as they do.
Unsurprisingly, their Facebook fans are HYPED about this development. Let's see what they have to say about these new hunks of burning love. (All of these quotes came directly from Facebook.)
Andrew, 30, a social media marketer from Culver City, CA
Andrew says: "Height: 6'1"/Shoe Size: 10"
America says: "oh......shoe size Good one!"
Bradley, 32, an opera singer from Holland, MI
Bradley says: He wants to "Build a Church — A place so anyone (of all religious views) can be themselves and have no fear. Be encouraged to follow their dreams and let go."
America says: "Total dork"
Brett, 29, a hairstylist from Westminster, PA
Brett says: The superpower he would want would to be invisible so he could "see all the weird stuff people do when they're alone."
America says: "does this guy have a mullet or just really long neck hair. Lol" "All of YOU with negative comments... Your ignorant. How can you make comments when you don't know anything about him. He truly is one of the nicest guys I know and very genuine. AND extremely funny."
Brian, 27, a basketball coach from Camp Hill, PA
Brian says: He "definitely" likes hot weather better than cold and would take "The Bible, suncreen [sic] and a surf board" to a desert island to keep him "busy and safe."
America says: "Cute...my fav so far. And I like a man that would enjoy The Notebook...my late husband cried his eyes out and he was a real man."
Carl, 30, a firefighter from Fort Lauderdale, FL
Carl says: His favorite artist is Banksy.
America says: "DIS ONE IS HAWT"
Chris, 32, a farmer from Arlington, IA
Chris says: His biggest date fear is "Accidental diarrhea."
America says: "Lol I love how people are saying mean things about him being from Iowa when Iowa is home to some of the most hard-working, humble, down-to-earth, kind-hearted people. Then there are comments saying 'he's from Iowa he's got issues', or 'hillbilly'. Apparently those folks have never been to Iowa or met any of its natives."
Cody, 28, a personal trainer from Chicago, IL
Cody says: That hair says it all.
America says: "Kinda looks like Sean Lowe!"
Craig, 29, a tax accountant from Denver, CO
Craig says: His worst date was "Puking on her =("
America says: "Go Craig! Your Seattle cousins think your personality and bedroom eyes will get you far."
Dylan, 26, an accountant from Boston, MA
Dylan says: He'd want to be Tom Brady for a day – "seems like he has everything going for him and is determined to do things right."
America says: "gotta go with a maybe, would seem more trustworthy without that hair haha"
Emil, 33, a helicopter pilot from Costa Mesa, CA
Emil says: His preferred type of dance is twerking.
America says: "he's a helicopter pilot #twerkinthehelicopter"
Eric, 31, an explorer from Citrus Heights, CA
Eric says: "Wikipedia has got to be the most interesting thing I've ever read!"
America says: "I was going to say he's my favorite when I realized he was the one who died. So sad"
Jason, 35, an urgent care physician from Sturgeon Bay, WI
Jason says: His greatest achievement is when he became a doctor. "You know you've done something worthwhile if you get some letters after your name."
America says: "I've actually met him when I sprained my foot and he is really sweet and has the most beautiful eyes ever"
JJ, 30, a pantsapreneur from San Francisco, CA
JJ says: The most romantic present he's ever received was a trip from a long-distance girlfriend. "She brought with her this amazing custom light-up costume she had made for me for Burning Man."
America says: "Wtf size 14 drop that pant see if u back up that size"
Josh B., 29, a telecommunication marketer from Denver, CO
Josh B. says: The most/least interesting thing about Josh B. is that he is one of two Joshs on the show.
America says: "Josh B ... The B is for Boring!"
Josh M., 29, a former professional baseball player from Atlanta, GA
Josh M. says: Things he would bring to a desert island: "A woman to be with and to have company, a gun to easily kill animals to eat, and a knife to carve them up."
America says: "hes the one" "no i don't think its him"
Marcus, 25, a sports medicine manager from Dallas, TX
Marcus says: His favorite musical artists are Third Eye Blind, Coldplay and Enrique Iglesias.
America says: " I think I used to talk to him online HAHAHAHHAA"
Marquel, 26, a sponsorship salesman from Las Vegas, NV
Marquel says: "My Saturday night consists of Netflix, cookies, and a glass of wine."
America says: "He looks deranged. I like him."
Mike, 29, a bartender from Alta, UT
Mike says: He considers this experience perhaps the most embarrassing thing he's ever done.
America says: "Fabio?"
Nick S., 27, a professional golfer from Kissimmee, FL
Nick says: He's a pro golfer, and will likely incur the wrath of the two other contestants who said they wished they could be pro golfers for a day
America says: "Why do THEY all look gay.... who picked these guys CHRIS HARRISON?
Nick V., 33, a software sales executive from Chicago, IL
Nick V. says: His favorite flower is a rose "duh."
America says: "Hes pretty average looking but handsome. I wonder what Hollywood will do to make him look different."
Patrick, 29, an advertising executive from Newport Beach, CA
Patrick says: "I was on a long vacation with my girlffriend at the time. I called ahead to the hotel we were staying at and had the room bed and dloor decorated with roses/rose petals. On the bed was a heart with jewelry and a spa/massage reservation at the resort. Then we had a bottle of champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries. no special occasion, I just wanted to do something nice. I love surprises."
America says: "so he's cute but he openly says his favorite music artist is drake and he's 29..." "yeah he ain't cute enough to make Drake worth it"
Ron, 28, a beverage sales manager from Memphis, TN
Ron says: The most romantic gift he ever got was "A card. People's words are pretty powerful when they write them down."
America says: "Another juan pablo but only darken"
Rudie, 31, an attorney from Long Beach, CA
Rudie says: He would want to have lunch with :The Dalai Lama, he's rad and one super-happy dude!"
America says: "Not bad, but soft??
Steven, 30, a snowboard product developer from Encinitas, CA
Steven says: One thing he won't do is "switch my cell phone carrier because I am grandfathered in with unlimited data."
America says: "There's always a snowboard guy"
Tasos, 30, a wedding event coordinator from Denver, CO
Tasos says: If he could live in any other time period, it would be "Ancient Egypt, 2686-2181 B.C. By far a completely different world & mentality."
America says: "This is one guy who would have a definite opinion in the wedding planning:/"