And you thought Tilda Swinton couldn't get any cooler. At Roger Ebert's Film Festival this weekend, Swinton danced through the aisles of the Virginia Theater to Barry White's "You're the First, the Last, My Everything," and for a brief moment, every single person in the theater felt nothing but pure joy. Pure joy and maybe a tinge of jealousy because they are not Tilda Swinton.