Here's the Story Of a Dumb Debatey: Join Jezebel for a GOP Debate Live Blog 

It’s here. It’s time. It’s the fourth GOP debate, and not even close to the last, because someone decided we need a double-digit number of these things. Contemplate what cruel and pitiless God would do this to us, and then join us below for a live blog.

Graphic by miracle-worker/nightmare-maker Bobby Finger