Meet CJ, the German shorthaired pointer who has come to steal your girl.

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Best in Show winner of the 2016 Westminster Dog Show, CJ’s full name is “GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey” a series of words that affords me a terrifying glimpse into a world I cannot hope to comprehend. Dog pretty. Me pet dog.

Here dog stand like person friend:

We all may imagine shaking hands with a dog as elite and fancy as CJ, but the reality is, we stand a better chance with this treat stealing sneak of a Leonberger noticed by Mashable and the all the single folk watching the Westminster Dog Show alone on a Tuesday night:

Yeah, that’s more my league.

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Image via Westminster Dog Show.


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