There are two ways you can tell that you've really hit the big time. First, a google search for your name should autocomplete to [your name]+[plus feet]. Second, you should have a single-serving blog poking gentle fun at you blow up and then disappear in a blaze of glory. Of the two, the feet thing's more long-lasting, but you can't have everything Iggy Azalea.
If you, too, are a fan of either Iggy or single-serve Tumblrs, you should head on over to the aptly, if not creatively, named tumblr Food That Looks Like Iggy Azalea. Here you can see Iggy's outfits compared to squeeze bottles of mayo, a delightful looking red cabbage, and even a delicious mess of macarons, hot off someone's Pinterest board.
The fact that these foods only resemble Iggy if you squint your eyes and tilt your head while singing the chorus of "Fancy" doesn't matter. What matters is that compared to a mass of buttery oatmeal, photos of Iggy don't just become more mouthwatering, they become more relatable. Iggy Azalea in a sequined leotard? Can't relate to that! Iggy Azalea compared to a delicious ear of corn? That I can get behind. Because I love corn. And also mainstream hip-hop that I can listen to on the radio!
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