Game of Thrones returns on April 6 and unless your ability to retain information is truly remarkable, you've probably forgotten half the crap that happened in the last three seasons. So here's a very screechy enthusiastic nine-minute recap of everything that's gone down.

Spoilers. Duh.

The video, the work of the Fine Brothers, comes via Laughing Squid. These guys are very, very excited about the show's return, and their gloss on the story so far is pretty much just like having a nerdy younger sibling available for summaries on demand. It's a great refresher on a) how various characters have kicked the bucket b) all the damn names c) all the reasons you hate Joffrey so much. God, he's the absolute worst.

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