Here’s a Ridiculous Heel Purse You Can’t Bring to an NFL Game

This is an official NFL heel purse (designed, presumably, by Kate Spade’s insane, evil twin exclusively for lady serial killers who also want to show off their football fanhood) that you ironically can’t, even if you went temporarily insane and purchased it for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, bring to an NFL game.

Of course, the only reason to buy a purse like this is to wear it on your foot like a shoe, leaving your other foot bare so you can wander around a stadium parking lot asking strangers, “Have you seen my other shoe? I FEEL LIKE FOOTBALL CINDERELLA!”