In a touching change of pace from what is usually batshit crime news out of Florida, a Shalimar woman named Sally Colburn who lost her husband in May had been waiting for her to send him a sign.
Finally, he did — by way of a heart-shaped potato (not pictured) that she found in a bag she'd bought before he'd died, she told the NFW Daily News. (I totally believe in this shit, by the way. I'm right there with you, Sally.) It's like a more romantic version — or, uh, at all romantic — of the Jesus butthole dog.