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				It's been a few months since Heinz <a href="http://jezebel.com/5019324/women-with-long-nails-say-no-to-iphones--heinz-pulls-gay+kiss-mayo-ad">pulled</a> its "gay kiss" mayonnaise ad and now, just to prove to the world that they like chicks, they have come up with a <a href="http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2008/08/girls_are_chick">new ad</a> showing chicken and potatoes arranged to look like a seductive, voluptuous woman. Appetizing, no? We can just imagine the cracks made over at Heinz HQ over this ad: "Get a load of the taters on that one!"  Visual humor involving women's bodies means only one thing: they have completely run out of ideas. <i>(Click the thumbnail to view the whole ad.)</i> [<a href="http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2008/08/girls_are_chick">The F-Word</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5042388/" title="Click here to read more about 
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Women With Long Nails Say No To iPhones • Heinz Pulls "Gay-Kiss" Mayo Ad]]></title>
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				Women with long fingernails <a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/hughes/29052">hate the design</a> of the iPhone because it is difficult to use. • The vaccine for HPV, an STD that can sometimes lead to cervical cancer, has yet to <a href="http://www.hindustantimes.com/storypage/storypage.aspx?id=d4066387-c4f8-4980-848a-785f34d5bb1a&MatchID1=4743&TeamID1=4&TeamID2=1&MatchType1=2&SeriesID1=1196&PrimaryID=4743&Headline=Cervical+cancer+vaccine+yet+to+reach+India">reach India</a> where cervical cancer is the most common type of cancer in women. • Animal rights activists in India <a href="http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/I/INDIA_BEAR_MISERY?SITE=AZTUC&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT">condemned the arrest</a> of a man who rescued a sloth bear and raised it with his family. The bear is currently in a zoo and refuses to eat. • Heinz pulled a U.K. mayo ad that showed <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/asa.advertising?gusrc=rss&feed=n">two men kissing</a> in a kitchen (the <i>horror</i>!) after critics expressed outrage. • Women who read fitness mags while working out may <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25291978/">feel depressed</a> after looking at the super-toned bodies of the models. • 1 in 5 homeless women in Toronto have been <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUSN2348736420080623?feedType=RSS&feedName=lifestyleMolt&pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0">sexually assaulted</a> in the past year and many are afraid to report abuse to the police. • Elisabeth Fritzl, the Austrian woman who was locked in a basement by her father, is <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/24/joseffritzl.austria?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews">not ready</a> to participate in a trial against her father. The trial has been put on hold indefinitely. • Whale hunting makes surviving whales lonely and many are losing <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/06/whales-lonely-hunting-will-to-live-breeding.php">will to live</a>, according to a French naturalist.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5019324/women-with-long-nails-say-no-to-iphones--heinz-pulls-gay+kiss-mayo-ad" title="Click here to read more about Women With Long Nails Say No To iPhones • Heinz Pulls "Gay-Kiss" Mayo Ad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maria]]></dc:creator>
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				"The things women have to put up with," begins this <a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/04/vintage_toronto_62.php">1950 ad from Heinz</a>. "Most husbands, nowadays, have stopped beating their wives, but what can be more agonizing to a sensitive soul than a man's boredom at meals. And yet, lady, there must be a reason. If your cooking and not your conversation is monotonous, that's easily fixed..." Sigh. (Click image to see full ad) [<a href="http://torontoist.com/2008/04/vintage_toronto_62.php">Torontoist</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/380037/oldies-but-not-so-goodies" title="Click here to read more about Oldies But (Not So) Goodies">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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