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				When I first read that <strong>Lady Gaga</strong>'s boyfriend <strong>Taylor Kinney</strong> wanted her to stop acting all weird-like when she was around him it came off as the request of a controlling asshole. Then I thought about it. I mean, who'd really want her bringing some of her pointier costumes into the bedroom? And imagine trying to watch <em>The Real Housewives</em> in peace and have her interrupt to give one of her well-meaning sermons about the importance of good self-esteem. "Gaga started living and breathing her character 24/7 because she felt her fans wanted that," someone whispered tenderly to <em>In Touch</em>. "Taylor has convinced her that he loves the real Stefani." I'm totally Team Kinney on this one. [<a href="http://www.intouchweekly.com/2012/01/lady_gagas_guy_says_be_normal.php">In Touch</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879492/lady-gagas-boyfriend-is-growing-sick-of-her-schtick" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga's Boyfriend is Growing Sick of Her Schtick">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Luke Malone]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Meet The Newest Animal Star:  Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum]]></title>
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				Since photos of Heidi, a cross-eyed opossum from Germany's Leipzig Zoo, were published in December she's catapulted to international stardom. More than 116,000 people are fans of the visually-impaired opossum <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Heidi-das-schielende-Opossum/152196318161928?v=wall ">on Facebook</a>, plus she's inspired a song and merchandising.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5731570/meet-the-newest-animal-star--heidi-the-cross+eyed-opossum" title="Click here to read more about Meet The Newest Animal Star:  Heidi The Cross-Eyed Opossum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Jan 2011 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Have your secretary clear your shhhedule! <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #princewilliam" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/princewilliam/">Prince William</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katemiddleton" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #katemiddleton" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/katemiddleton/">Kate Middleton</a></strong> have decided to hold their wedding at Westminster Abbey; the date will be Friday, April 29, 2011.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5697137/prince-william--kate-set-a-wedding-date" title="Click here to read more about Prince William & Kate Set A Wedding Date">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				At an event last night, the verbally-incontinent crooner was alternately silent and douchey.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5685877/john-mayer-snubs-press-tells-vagina-joke" title="Click here to read more about John Mayer Snubs Press, Tells Vagina Joke">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Nov 2010 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Tim Gunn's Wintour-bashing may have consequences! "I had friends and colleagues say, ‘You'll never be invited to a dinner party again...My response was ‘Hallelujah!'" [<a href="http://www.wwd.com/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-gunns-mettle-elle-turns-25-3246917?navSection=media-news&toc_preselected=65#/article/media-news/fashion-memopad/memo-pad-gunns-mettle-elle-turns-25-3246917?full=true">WWD</a>]<li>Anna Wintour has apparently gone "ballistic" at his Wintour-centric anecdotes. [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/wintour_freeze_ccsT1Ulj68dBXHjhXLDeBK">NY Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5634769/anna-wintour-and-tim-gunn-wont-kiss-and-make-up" title="Click here to read more about Anna Wintour And Tim Gunn Won't Kiss And Make Up">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Sep 2010 11:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Calls The Ghostbusters; Barbara Hershey And Naveen Andrews Split]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 May 2010 10:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Hills: Heidi Wants H-Cups For &quot;Heidi&quot;]]></title>
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				 On last night's episode, Heidi revealed her physique to the rest of the cast at Audrina's BBQ. It was sad for two reasons: 1.) People snickered; 2.) She said she wants even bigger breasts&mdash;H's for "Heidi."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5532060/the-hills-heidi-wants-h+cups-for-heidi" title="Click here to read more about The Hills: Heidi Wants H-Cups For &quot;Heidi&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 May 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michelleobama" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #michelleobama" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/michelleobama/">Michelle Obama</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #barackobama" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #barackobama" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/barackobama/">Barack Obama</a></strong> taped a segment Wednesday for <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #americanidol" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/americanidol/">American Idol</a></em>'s "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #idolgivesback" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #idolgivesback" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/idolgivesback/">Idol Gives Back</a>" episode Wednesday. They look almost this cute in a picture at the link. [<a href="http://whitehouse.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/04/08/obamas-to-appear-on-american-idol/">Fox News</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5514465/obamas-to-appear-on-american-idol-pamela-anderson-wont-appear-in-baywatch" title="Click here to read more about Obamas To Appear On American Idol; Pamela Anderson Won't Appear In Baywatch">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Recently <strong>Lady Gaga</strong> boarded a flight from London to New York wearing an outfit made of tightly-wrapped black and yellow tape and giant blue <strong>Alexander McQueen</strong> heels. Mid-flight, her legs started to swell, but Gaga couldn't free herself.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5491495/lady-gaga-trapped-in-outfit-on-plane-anti+choice-activist-threatens-eltons-life" title="Click here to read more about Lady Gaga Trapped In Outfit On Plane; Anti-Choice Activist Threatens Elton's Life">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Swiss Won't Extradite Polanski; GLAAD Wants Mayer To Apologize For Slur]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Swiss officials announced today that <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #romanpolanski" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #romanpolanski" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/romanpolanski/">Roman Polanski</a></strong> won't be extradited to the United States until L.A. courts make a "decision on the question of an in absentia trial." For now, he'll remain under house arrest at his Swiss chalet.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5470892/swiss-wont-extradite-polanski-glaad-wants-mayer-to-apologize-for-slur" title="Click here to read more about Swiss Won't Extradite Polanski; GLAAD Wants Mayer To Apologize For Slur">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly]]></title>
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				Oy vey. And you ain't even seen the <em>actual</em> "uglys" yet.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5461290/the-bad-in-which-grammy-fashions-get-fugly/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Bad: In Which Grammy Fashions Get Fugly">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor,  Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"]]></title>
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				<ul><li>According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #alexrodriguez" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/alexrodriguez/">Alex Rodriguez</a></strong>: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/10/31/2009-10-31_arods_vanity_of_mythic_proportions__has_selfportrait_.html">NYDN</a>]</li></ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5394175/a+rods-hilarious-bedroom-decor--jon-and-haileys-break+up-carefully-orchestrated" title="Click here to read more about A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor,  Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li><strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH JESSICA PARKER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH JESSICA PARKER" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sarah-jessica-parker/">Sarah Jessica Parker</a></strong> and <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW BRODERICK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MATTHEW BRODERICK" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/matthew-broderick/">Matthew Broderick</a></strong>'s surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5301667/surrogate-gives-birth-to-sarah-jessica-parker-and-matthew-brodericks-twins" title="Click here to read more about Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Jun 2009 19:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>Eric Ienco, <strong>Madonna</strong>'s former house manager and cook, alleges that Madonna's kids are lucky if they get to spend a half an hour a day with her; "It's a puzzle she wants to adopt again."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5221982/madonna-doesnt-spend-time-with-her-kids-terrence-could-flee-prison-using-feces" title="Click here to read more about Madonna Doesn't Spend Time With Her Kids; Terrence Could Flee Prison Using Feces">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Christina Applegate Is 100% Cancer-Free]]></title>
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				<ul><li>A month after being diagnosed with breast cancer, Christina Applegate is now cancer-free. "I'm clear," she told Robin Roberts of <em>Good Morning America</em> earlier today. "Absolutely 100 percent clear and clean. It did not spread &mdash; they got everything out, so I'm definitely not going to die from breast cancer." She went on to say: "My decision, after looking at all the treatment plans that were possibilities for me, the only one that seemed the most logical and the one that was going to work for me was to have a bilateral mastectomy." Apparently she had the surgery about three weeks ago. She'll have reconstructive surgery in the coming months. Be well! [<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=5606034&page=1">ABC News</a>]
<li>Madonna made a 40-minute speech on her birthday and admitted that she was "disappointed" that some of her celebrity BFFs, including Gwyneth Paltrow and Stella McCartney, didn't come to her party. But! Lourdes sang for her, and Guy told her she's beautiful. Is it enough for the woman who wants it all? (Do you think Madge gets depressed?) [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26273140/">MSNBC</a>]
<li>Apparently Jennifer Aniston is not impressed that John "The Player" Mayer made that speech about her being the smartest most sophisticated person ever. A friend of Jen's says: "He is the biggest <em>jerk</em> ever. How dare he set up a p.r. stunt like that? He should be ashamed of himself and just shut his mouth." [<a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08192008/gossip/pagesix/jen_learns_ugly_truth_125010.htm">Page Six</a>] </ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5038734/christina-applegate-is-100-cancer+free" title="Click here to read more about Christina Applegate Is 100% Cancer-Free">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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