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				Even though the business in this <a href="http://www.adrants.com/2008/12/heavyhanded-wife-im-dumping-you.php">high-concept Adidas ad</a> &mdash; a break-up service &mdash; doesn't actually exist, maybe it should. The commercial features a character named Akira, who races around Tokyo on a scooter informing people that they've been dumped, and why. "I finish relationships that have died," Akira explains. He looks those who have been ditched right in the eye and gives them clear reasons for the split ("Tipsy fiance, your love was too vague, and I didn't like it."). Seriously: Where was this guy the last time I got dumped?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5102482/the-benefits-of-a-break+up-service" title="Click here to read more about The Benefits Of A Break-Up Service">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<category><![CDATA[Breakups]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sayonara]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[getting dumped]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[heartache]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Heartbreak]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Love]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Realtionships]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Dec 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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