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				<!-- videoId: 4gpNqB4dnT4 --><!-- /videoId: 4gpNqB4dnT4 --> And that's a wrap! Settle on in and hang out here for the night, by all means &mdash; the door's open.  I'll leave you with my favorite getting-ready-to-go-out-pump-up song. Incidentally, it's also my favorite stay-in-and-get-pumped-up song. Enjoy!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5882334/saturday-night-social-hearts-crazy-on-you" title="Click here to read more about Saturday Night Social">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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Here's a story that really tests the limits of the five-second rule. A heart was being transported to a hospital in Mexico City to be transplanted into a patient there. After it was unloaded from the helicopter outside the hospital, the lid of the cooler it was in came loose, and the heart feel out onto the street. Yikes! Unfazed, they picked the heart up, and the doctors proceeded to stick it in the patient. Of course, the heart was wrapped in plastic, so it's not totally insane&mdash;not to mention hearts are such precious commodities that even if it'd landed in a pile of dog shit, they probably would have been totally justified in picking it up, washing the hell out of it, and then transplanting it.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5879432/doctors-transplant-a-heart-after-its-been-dropped-in-the-street" title="Click here to read more about Doctors Transplant a Heart After It's Been Dropped in the Street">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				It may be a common dramatic device in movies for people to drop dead of heart attack in the middle of having passionate sex, but the reality, according to a new report from the American Heart Association, is that sex is not likely to send you into cardiac arrest&mdash;unless you are a man who's cheating on his wife, in which case, watch out.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5877805/cheating-on-your-wife-could-prove-deadly" title="Click here to read more about Cheat on Your Wife and Die">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 May 2010 10:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<p class="small">[Los Angeles, April 22. Image via <a href="http://www.gettyimages.com">Getty</a>]</p>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5224935/nancy-wilson-have-a-heart" title="Click here to read more about Nancy Wilson: Have A Heart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				This cow makes Anna go, "Cuuuuute!" (Click for video.) [<a href="http://www.breitbart.com/voxant.php?id=3629497">Breitbart</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5150921/udderly-adorable" title="Click here to read more about Udderly Adorable">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to pose topless in <em>Playboy</em>. Since we already saw her <a href="http://jezebel.com/357563/nipple-alert">nipples</a> in <em>New York</em> magazine, what would be the point? [<A href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/09052008/gossip/pagesix/lindsay_lo_down_127625.htm">Page Six</a>]
<li>Meanwhile, there's a truce in the Lohan fam: Michael is actually saying nice things about Dina! And mom, dad and all the kids will allegedly all be together for the final service for Lindsay's grandfather, who died last week. They'll scatter his ashes in a Long Island harbor. [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b27322_lohans_bury_hatchet_with_family_funeral.html?sid=rss_topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories">E!</a>]
<li>You know how Sarah Palin was on the <a href="http://jezebel.com/5044890/this-week-in-tabloids-sarah-palin-joins-angelina--jamie+lynn-as-cover-moms-with-probs">cover</a> of <em>Us</em>? Apparently the magazine "lost thousands of subscribers in the first 24 hours" following the printing of the issue. [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26549704/">MSNBC</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5045804/lindsay-lohan-is-no-playboy-bunny" title="Click here to read more about Lindsay Lohan Is No Playboy Bunny">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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