Celebrity blogger (and the inspiration for the hungover, photo-heavy site you are reading today) Perez Hilton "graced" the set of The View today, to make his "exclusive" announcement that he's getting a show on VH1. But poor Perez (not!) — the hater didn't even get a chance to talk much about his favorite subject — himself — as the ladies, led by Whoopi Goldberg (sitting in for Barbara Walters) and Joy gave him a piece of their minds. ( Joy Behar called him "the fat kid"!). Our video montage, above.