Hey, did you remember to set your clocks back this weekend? (Because people still have actual clocks, right? It's not just me that had to go find the step stool in the basement, drag it up to the kitchen, use it to stand, tippy-toe, desperately trying to reach the clock, leaning until you almost fell into the sink, yelling for someone to help you, then realizing the damn thing was out of batteries anyway? No? Just me? OK Cool.) Anyway, Texas Governor Rick Perry has some awesome advice for you:

A friendly seasonal reminder from Rick Perry, who is still gleefully helping Texas Republicans do all they can to fuck over women in the state! Happy Daylight Saving time, y'all!