Hang Onto Your Plungers, The Liquid Plumr 2014 Calendar Is Here!

Never has a clogged drain or a backed up toilet looked so good: Humina humina, get a load of these hunky hotties featured in The Plumrs of 2014 calendar.

There’s a downloadable version of the calendar, which features a tip from each of the Plumrs (February: “On Valentine’s Day, I like to rock the mane. But when hair gets in the way, I reach for Liquid Plumr Hair Clog Eliminator. It can take care of hairy clogs in no time.” Because nothing says romance like a hairy clog.) Naturally, every tip boils down to some iteration of “use Liquid Plumr”—but it’s a promotional calendar so that’s to be expected.

As for the Plumrs, I’m partial to Carl Lee & Buck. Rusty’s cute but he seems like a tool, and the constant banging on about how he can get the job done in 7 minutes doesn’t bode well, ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudo. I could come around on him though. I do, however, take umbrage with the recycling of hunks; I feel that they could have sprung for four extra hotties.