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			<title><![CDATA[Sad Sacks Rejoice as McDonald's Launches In-Restaurant TV Channel]]></title>
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				America is suffering from a current lack of screens on every possible fucking surface, says no one.  So it's no surprise that McDonalds is getting in on the action by launching its own in-restaurant TV channel, so its patrons taking comfort in their sandwiches made of chemicals designed to approximate meat and contemplate how much further they'd have to fall in order to hit rock bottom.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5850865/sad-sacks-rejoice-as-mcdonalds-launches-in+restaurant-tv-channel" title="Click here to read more about Sad Sacks Rejoice as McDonald's Launches In-Restaurant TV Channel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Oct 2011 12:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kid Who Makes Burgers Is A Ham]]></title>
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				This morning, during the mind-numbing final hour of <em>Today</em> with Kathie Lee and Hoda, there was an award-winning hamburger chef, 12-year-old Joey Yarwick. He was such a pistol! He has a bright future ahead of him, and he has plans to be a chef in Paris when he grows up. (BTW, what kind of child knows what Brie cubes are?) You can find Joey's burger recipe <a href="French-inspired burger from 12-year-old champ">here</a>. Check him out in the clip above.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5018365/kid-who-makes-burgers-is-a-ham" title="Click here to read more about Kid Who Makes Burgers Is A Ham">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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