Jezebel: Halle Berry

Are These the First Pictures of Blue Ivy Carter?

Cassie Murdoch — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:00:00 EST

Behold Blue Ivy Carter! She is so beautiful and perfect, and it's sort of hard to believe it's actually her. The photos surfaced on Tumblr a little while ago, and they sure do look genuine—there's even a hand-written note signed by the Carter Family. More »

Booze, Drugs, & Sadness Send Heather Locklear to Hospital

Luke Malone — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Heather Locklear was rushed to hospital yesterday amid fears that a cocktail of pills and booze she'd taken could have killed her. Though it's unclear at this time if it was a deliberate suicide attempt, her sister was clearly worried enough to call the paramedics who, in turn, deemed it serious enough to take her to hospital. "Colleen was worried about Heather's state of mind and they were afraid she was going to harm herself," said a source. "She was afraid Heather was going to harm herself because of her drinking mixed with medication." Not coping so well since her broken engagement to Jack Wagner, her parents say that she's now "medically stable" and is going to be okay. "She is in no danger and she's going to be just fine," said Bill and Diane Locklear in a statement. I don't like the sound of that deliberate "medically," let's hope she's doing okay mentally as well. [Radar, People] More »

Confirmed: Kim Kardashian Sexploded Kanye & Amber's Relationship

Luke Malone — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:00:00 EST

Are you sitting down? Do you use a bosu ball for posture? Well, you might want to hold onto the table because word is out that Kim Kardashian is a big ol' homewrecker. That's right, though there was plenty of talk about it at the time, Amber Rose has confirmed that her relationship with Kanye West went belly-up after he was found to be hanging out of Kim. "Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together," she said. "She's a homewrecker!" And it gets better, with Amber adding that Kim was definitely dating Reggie Bush at the time and instigated the whole thing by relentlessly sexting Kanye — not even stopping when Amber confronted her. "They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other," she added. "She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don't be that person.' I thought at least she'd be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded." Now, that's what you call an oldie but a juicy goodie. [Radar] More »

Leo and Blake Moving In Together; Dual Tree-Sitting May Be Imminent

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 11:00:22 EDT

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively, between riding on the teacups at Disneyland and taking trips around Europe and going on matching bicycle adventures on the streets of New York, have been discussing cohabitation. Specifically, he wants to move in with her, to show her he's serious. No word on her thoughts, but some speculate that the couple plans to follow the discussion by running toward each other across fields of daisies while classical music swells in the background, sharing a malt at a charming 50's diner, and laughing and holding hands on the Ferris wheel. [Contact Music]

Rihanna is spending money in foreign denominations like it's going out of style. She's rented a Mediterranean yacht for £200,000, is buying £3,000 a day on food and wine, and tipping people 100 Euros at a time! (Americans: with the dollar's exchange rate still not-excellent, that amounts to approximately $LOTS). RiRi has gotten her money's worth out of this vacation, filling her time with pantsless ocean swims, girl-on-girl sternum cuddling, and taking pictures wherein her and her friends flip off the camera. [Sun]

Brad Pitt saved a woman from being trampled by zombie extras on the set of World War Z. Next week's tabloid cover: BRAD'S NEW WOMAN! ANGELINA DEMANDS BRAINS! [HuffPo]

After only a week of doing it all over the place and then tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian and Mr. Kim Kardashian have returned. The Daily Mail says their post-nuptial vacation was more of a "minimoon." Why not just call it an "asteroid?" [Daily Mail]

Awful person Mel Gibson and the awful woman with whom he was in a custody battle have reached an agreement that their infant daughter will probably grow up to be sort of fucked up, and it won't be her fault because her jerk parents made sure the odds were stacked against her. [Yahoo]

And speaking of people fighting over babies, Halle Berry has emerged the victor in a custody dispute with ex Gabriel Aubrey. [TMZ]

Sofia Coppola is getting married in her ancestral Italian town, after being hit in the eye with the moon, in the fashion of a big pizza pie. [Yahoo]

Sarah Michelle Gellar is playing twins in her upcoming TV show and reportedly loves starring alongside herself. Unfortunately, the show isn't about a duo of vampire slayers in training to put the cast of True Blood out of its misery. [JustJared]

Tara Reid is really glad she got married, because that means that she can start a family and get fat by finally eating all of her pie costars. [Contact Music]

Liza Minelli doesn't plan on getting married again, but instead hopes to surround herself with a trio of kept men. More »

Nicki Minaj Has Not Been Assaulted, Has Been Lying About Her Age

Erin Gloria Ryan — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:16:20 EDT

If you can't trust hyper produced pop stars who always dress in outrageous costumes while singing songs about being the alpha female of the whole entire world, who can you trust? Nicki Minaj has been telling everyone that she was born in 1984, but according to data gathered from the police report filed after an incident Monday night, she was really born in 1982, making her an old, decrepit, wrinkly, dried up 28 years old rather than the young, sprightly, fecund 26 she'd have us believe. For shame, Nicki! More »

David Arquette's Ex Mistress Totally Didn't Mean to Leak Sex Tape

Erin Gloria Ryan — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:06:47 EDT

David Arquette's mistress Jasmine Waltz, who has unfortunately been infected with a drug-resistant strain of Chronic Sexyface, might be pretending to be devastated by the fake accidental release of a tape featuring her and someone who is not even David Arquette doing grown up wrestling with each other. More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:00:00 EDT

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Khloe Kardashian flashes her nipple on live TV, kids are snorting bath salts, and, according to one newscaster, teens are having "fuck" this summer. More »

Kim Kardashian Changing Name To Kim Humphries

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Huge news: Kim Kardashian will be changing her name to Kim Humphries. No hyphen, no Rodham Clinton, no keeping the family brand alive. Apparently Kim's mom, Kris Jenner, recently said, "I don't think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries ... She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she's worked so hard to get where she is." And we know that mom does not like being defied. This should be interesting. [TMZ] More »

Outfits Don't Totally Stink At Fragrance Awards

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Thu, 26 May 2011 13:30:00 EDT

The FiFi Awards are the "most prominent and prestigious celebratory event of the fragrance industry." So who invited Paz de la Huerta and her armpits?

Halle Berry Picks Up A Little Something At The Grocery Store

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 04 May 2011 14:28:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, May 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.] More »

Halle Berry Rocks The Red Carpet

Sadie Stein — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 10:39:00 EDT

The 2011 Jenesse Silver Rose Auction and Gala at the Beverly Hills Hotel honored Halle Berry, so obviously she was the star of the show — with a great supporting cast. More »

Halle Berry Is Helping Victims Of Domestic Violence

Lane Moore — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 17:05:00 EDT

Halle Berry is working on an amazing project called "What A Little Love Can Do", which will renovate apartments in Los Angeles and turn them into transitional housing shelters for women and families affected by domestic violence who have left their homes with "next to nothing". More »

Demi Lovato Calls Eating Disorder "Life-Long" Disease

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 09:00:00 EDT

Demi Lovato spoke to Seventeen magazine about her eating disorder — for which she spent three months in a rehab treatment facility — and was quite open and honest. "There have been times when I definitely have been tempted to get rid of my dinner," she said. "I will deal with it for the rest of my life because it's a life-long disease. I don't think there's going to be a day when I don't think about food or my body, but I'm living with it, and I wish I could tell young girls to find their safe place and stay with it." The actress, who was also rumored to be a cutter, added: "It's very crucial that you get your feelings out — but don't ever inflict harm on your own body because your body is so sacred." [Radar Online] More »

We're Suckers For Random Celebrity Prom Pictures

Sadie Stein — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 12:40:00 EDT

We really do love old prom pictures, celebrity or otherwise. So this slideshow was like catnip. Some people — Faith Hill and Angela Bassett, anyone? — are eerily unchanged. Others are virtually unrecognizable. Below, a few of our favorites. More »

Red Carpet Excellence At NAACP Image Awards

Sadie Stein — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 10:40:00 EST

And we do mean literally! This was a red carpet blinding in its sparkle! More »

Halle Berry Can't Handle Tia Mowry's Baby Bump

Sat, 05 Mar 2011 16:16:00 EST

Los Angeles, March 4: At the NAACP awards, Halle has a hard time reconciling the fertile woman before her with the cute little girl from Sister, Sister. Time flies! Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity... Right? More »

Halle Berry's Daughter Gives Us All The Side-Eye

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 14:03:00 EST

[Absolutely positively and without a doubt impressed by that artfully arched eyebrow. Big fan of the tights, too. And the boots are awesome. Sigh. Everything is amazing, okay? Mommy's little handful! Los Angeles, February 28. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.] More »

Rad Costumes, Of Course, At Costume Designers Awards

Sadie Stein — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:45:00 EST

You'd expect the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards to give good clothes. And they didn't disappoint. More »

Cease-Fire Declared In Halle Berry Custody Battle

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

Thank almighty Zeus: Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have declared a truce in their custody battle. They are speaking to each other again and Halle will allegedly try to make it easier for Gabriel to see Nahla. Hopefully this means the end of nasty allegations from "friends" and "sources." [Radar Online]

Some Guy Calls Shia LeBeouf Names, Punching Ensues

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 10:30:56 EST

Last night, a patron at an LA bar took it upon himself to question the sexuality of the star of Indiana Jones And The Murder Of Your Childhood Memories, referring to Shia The Beef as a "fucking faggot." Bar fight! More »

Teen Mom Amber Calls Cops, Files Complaint Against Ex

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 04 Feb 2011 19:16:00 EST

Teen Mom Amber Calls Cops, Files Complaint Against Ex" alt="Click here to read Teen Mom Amber Calls Cops, Files Complaint Against Ex" src="http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/02/small_amber_no_logo.jpg"/>

Amber Portwood called the police to her house yesterday, claiming that her ex Gary Shirley and his new girlfriend have been making harassing phone calls. However, Gary's ladyfriend says Amber has actually been harassing her.

Lindsay Accused Of Stealing Necklace She's Been Wearing

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan — who is being accused of stealing a $2,500 necklace from the Kamofie & Company jewelry store in Venice — can allegedly be seen on surveillance video taking said necklace from said store.

Gabriel Aubry Caught Halle Berry's "Rages" On Tape

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 18:51:00 EST

A source (who's clearly Team Gabriel in the increasingly nasty Halle Berry custody battle) claims Aubry has emails, texts, and voicemails which document her "angry and jealous rages." Gabe's such a good guy that he isn't releasing them — yet.

Halle Berry's Custody Battle Is Great For Armchair Psychologists

Anna North — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 13:08:00 EST

Now that Halle Berry's embroiled in an increasingly nasty custody battle with her ex Gabriel Aubry, "experts" have diagnosed her problem: daddy issues. More »

Rumor: Britney Uses A Dance Double In New Video

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

The video for Britney Spears' new single, "Hold It Against Me," should be premiering aaaaaaaany minute now.

Halle Berry Fights For Custody Of Her Daughter

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 09:00:00 EST

Halle Berry is preparing to go to court to deal with the custody battle of her 2½-year-old daughter Nahla.

Oprah To Reveal Core-Shaking "Family Secret"

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 19:30:33 EST

Oprah announced yesterday that she was recently, "given some news that literally shook me to my core." Rather than letting the tabloids run with the story, she's staging a family reunion on her show.

Ke$ha Plans To Assault Us All

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Oh, Ke$ha. We live in uncertain and unsteady times. So perhaps we should thank you for being reliable, constant and steadfast in your unfailing dedication to atrocity. And for informing us that your upcoming tour will be an "assault."

Globes Fashion: The Bad And The Ugly

Sadie Stein — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 11:45:00 EST

There was almost-good. There was kinda-bad. There was 80's-bad. And then there was bad-bad. When it came to disappointing fashions, Golden Globes 2011 was a bonanza. More »

Martha Stewart Gets Stitches After Headbutt From French Bulldog

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 09:00:00 EST

Martha Stewart's dog Francesca knocked her in the face and split her lip.

Get Ready For Snooki Jeans, Snooki Perfume, And Snooki Lingerie

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 11:30:00 EST

To further her plan for wold domination, Snooki — author, slipper-wearer, and cultural touchstone to millions — will soon be pimping a slew of licensed products, including jewelry (a NYE ball necklace!), clothing, and sunglasses. [NYPost]

FUCK YOU, 2010

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 12:30:25 EST

Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked. More »

Brad & Angelina To Wed In Hindu Ceremony

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 09:00:00 EST

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are traveling to India for the holidays and will get married by a guru on an ashram.

This Week In Tabloids: The Kreepy, Krazy-Eyed Kardashian Khristmas Kard

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 14:10:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I brave the blustery wilds of the celebrity tabloids in search of cozy gossip. This week, we are forever changed by the unholy spectacle that is the "official" Kardashian Christmas portrait. More »

Lindsay's "Upset" With Gwyneth Over Glee Dig

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 19:26:00 EST

Glee Dig" alt="Click here to read Lindsay's "Upset" With Gwyneth Over Glee Dig" src="http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/11/small_2a9a8b57fa6a09af436c4792f406171e.jpg"/>

Dina Lohan says Lindsay is, "so upset with Gwyneth," for mocking her on Glee because, "Lindsay thought she was a friend." No word on how Linds feels about her mom's refusal to stop talking about her in the press.

Halle Berry, Nahla & Some Birds Get Their Feet Wet

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 11:10:00 EST

[Malibu, December 12. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Christina Aguilera Is NOT Happy About Those Leaked Photos

Sadie Stein — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:02:00 EST

To hear Xtina's people tell it, Someone Will Pay for leaking nudie shots to the web. More »

Halle & Helen Share A (Probably Sexy) Secret

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 17:00:00 EST

[Beverly Hills, December 7. Image via WENN.]

Reese Witherspoon's Moving From Marital House to Martial Arts House

Lauri Apple — Sat, 04 Dec 2010 10:30:11 EST

American sweetheart Reese Witherspoon has just plunked down $7 million to buy real-life action figure Steven Seagal's sprawling Brentwood home. It's got nine bathrooms, seven bedrooms, a swimmin' pool, and a Buddhist temple where Seagal liked to meditate.

This Week In Tabloids: Britney's Boyfriend Beats Her

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 14:00:00 EST

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I fall down the celebrity tabloid rabbit hole. This week we learned about Lindsay's reality show, Taylor & Jake's true romance, and Britney's domestic violence and abortion news. More »