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• Heidi Montag has filed for a legal separation from Spencer Pratt, citing "irreconcilable differences." Heidi is representing herself and accidentally went to the wrong courthouse this morning, but she did manage to tip-off the paparazzi without Spencer's help.

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• Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler: DATING! Well, they went to dinner, and they were at a table with friends; but they were talking laughing and flirting, so clearly, it's on. [Page Six]

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Crappy Valentine's! And welcome to our all-time favorite hateful love songs post. The thing about love songs is that they only seem good when you're really really miserable thanks to love. In fact, if you're in a relationship and you find yourself listening to, say, "Divorce Song" or "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart" or "Unsatisfied" or "She's Gone"...or "I Want You" or "Song Cry" or anything Smiths or off that pink Beck breakup album or that suicidal wrenching Jennifer Hudson number from Dreamgirls...yeah, you're maybe not going to be in that relationship long because that song is actually trying to break your heart. Anyway! In the spirit of this, which is to say, the fact that the only thing any of us single people ever got from love was an iPod full of aborted dreams... More »
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As we've established, "making love" is not an acceptable term for sex. And yet, all we wanna do right now is make love (to you?) Last night, we braved a torrential downpour to watch Daryl Hall & John Oates ravish the city of Brotherly Love (Philly duh) and infect us all with a virulent strain of bad decisionitis. Daryl Hall has Lyme disease, which is apparently really good for a man's vocal cords, because "She's Gone" sounded about as great "Heart of Glass" did not the other day on the Today Show. We don't know how this guy can get away with lyrics like "I want to play that game tonight, one on one so slow" (or "time out is what I'm here for") but it's probably the same reason R. Kelly can get away with relieving himself all over an eighth grader: some dudes just have magical powers. After the jump, our tribute to the best band that is not the Replacements, and a call for your input: what embarrassing things put you in the lovemakin' mood? More »
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