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Faces Of Miss America

Stanford University alumna-cum-professional Fox News Head Cocking Concerned Mother Gretchen Carlson relives the glory days of her 1989 Miss America rein by channeling David Bowie circa Labyrinth and using her eyelids to communicate just how excited she is about everything. It's wonderful, just wonderful.

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