Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

The British anti-child abuse advocacy group Kidscape is pissed off that Gwyneth Paltrow hawks bikinis for four to eight year-olds in her latest GOOP newsletter. She captioned images of the swimwear, a collaboration with designer Melissa Odabash and exact replica of adult bikinis sold on the site, that it's "great for girls who want to look grown up." (Sure enough, the girl above looks as miserable as grown-ass women do on a daily basis. Success!)

A spokeswoman for Kidscape—the same group that took issue with Elizabeth Hurley's leopard print children's bikinis back in September—says: ‘The dangers [of sexualizing children] have been discussed at length, so it is a great pity that such trends continue and that they carry celebrity endorsement." [Telegraph.uk, Daily Mail]


Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

Since we were all so eager to hear his follow-up, "I Looked At Your Pudendum And Saw The Virgin Mary In It," Seth MacFarlane has already been asked to host the 86th Academy Awards. Although he initially said he'd never go in for it again, he's reportedly considering it, although he's busy with his second movie (a Western), Family Guy (that thing that frat boy you hooked up with sophomore year kept quoting while you banged) and spray-tanning. [Deadline]


Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

I mercifully just began to forget Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders' Crotchgrindbridgegate, but God won't let me have nice things, so she might be hanging out with the dude again shortly after her 23rd birthday. After a Mexican dinner with friends (they're eating Mexican in literally every gossip report, have you guys noticed that?) she got into a car that looked like Sanders' car with a guy who looked like Sanders at the wheel. [Daily Mail]

Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson and K-Stew are taking ballroom dancing lessons in order to bring the noise/funk back to their relationship. "He's a terrible dancer." [Entertainmentwise]


Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

If the divorce of Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore was like your parents splitting up all over again, you will not like this. Gordon reveals in a new Elle profile that Moore was extra-maritally putting his Kool Thing in/around another woman.

Some years ago, a woman Gordon declines to name became a part of the Sonic Youth world, first as the girlfriend of an erstwhile band member and later as a partner on a literary project with Moore. Eventually, Gordon discovered a text message and confronted him about having an affair. They went to counseling, but he kept seeing the other woman. "We never got to the point where we could just get rid of her so I could decide what I wanted to do," Gordon says. "Thurston was carrying on this whole double life with her. He was really like a lost soul."

Gwyneth Paltrow Tsk-Tsked for Shilling Kiddie Bikinis

[Vulture]


Khloe Kardashian was kicked out of her judging stint on X-Factor after just one season, according to a statement by Fox: "We really enjoyed working with her and wish her all the best in future endeavors." They didn't give a reason. Just watch the video. [TMZ]


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