Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Beyoncé on Goopy Yoga Retreat

Gwyneth Paltrow has checked herself and Beyoncé into a four-day yoga retreat in California, in order to obtain some much-needed relaxation (which makes sense, because the entire world has been squalling about their personal lives a lot this year [via Conscious Uncoupling and ElevatorGate]).

It is believed that the pair will "meditate, go on long walks and sample local wine." On their long walks, they will talk about: artisanal toast, cool things to name babies (produce; colors), whose blog is better, and goings-on at the Illuminati headquarters. Probably.

Says a source, "Gwyneth reckons this is just what her friend needs to get her energy back." Tbh it sounds fun. Have a great time, you two. Go crazy. Don't do anything I wouldn't do (by which I mean drunk yoga). [Daily Mail]


On Jimmy Kimmel, Mila Kunis went on a comedic rant about men saying "we're pregnant," because, you know, they're not. "Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep." [E!]


Gwyneth Paltrow Takes Beyoncé on Goopy Yoga Retreat

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