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Madonna Blames Thanks Ex-Husbands For Film Career

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 09:00:00 EDT

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Madonna's new film about Wallis Simpson and King Edward, W.E., is in the Venice Film Festival, and her Madgesty says she has her ex-husbands to thank. "I am and was attracted to very creative people which is why I married Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie, two very talented directors," she told reporters after a screening. "They both encouraged me as a director and as a creative person to do what I did, and they were both very supportive." Madonna also spoke about how she relate to Wallis Simpson, the American divorcée for whom King Edward the VIII gave up the throne. "I identified with her in that I think it's very common when people become celebrities or public figures or icons that we are often reduced to a soundbite and that you're given a few attributes and then you're not allowed to have anything more than that." [Reuters] More »

Charlie Sheen Completes Human-To-Meme Transformation In Record Time

Erin Gloria Ryan — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 10:30:11 EST

SNL opened with a skit of the man acting unhinged. Charlie Sheen broadcast himself acting unhinged. Everyone's Tweeting jokes about WINNING and tiger blood and being on a drug called Charlie Sheen. The actor separates from and then reunites with a woman he refers to as one of "the goddesses" within like five seconds. Something about his kids and custody and cocaine? Something about porn stars? America has a good laugh and half of what the man has said in the last week is so is now shorthand for "I AM DANGEROUSLY MANIC." Congratulations, Charlie Sheen. You are a human meme, like Mr. T minus the toughness and crime stopping. [TMZ and every single other celebrity centric publication] More »

The Adventures of Lindsay, Part 473: Trouble (?), Riches, and Reconciliations

Lauri Apple — Sat, 08 Jan 2011 10:30:02 EST

Comeback kid (?) Lindsay Lohan has already gone back to her complicated lifestyle of dramarama mixed with rich-people acquisitions. We could talk about her for hours—she just never stops! All that Red Bull, maybe. Here we go.

Oksana's Secret Texts To Mel Reveal Exciting Extortion Subplot

Katy Kelleher — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 09:00:00 EDT

Mel Gibson may have been the target of an extortion scandal by ex Oksana Grigorieva — and supposedly there is a text that proves it.

Richie Sambora's Clothing Line As Tacky As Expected; Sketch Of Madonna's Juniors Collection Released

Jenna Sauers — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:40:00 EDT

Richie Sambora's latest collection for his line White Trash Beautiful, includes this snake-print "zip-crotch leotard," perfect for lounging. [Vogue UK]
Gary Coleman was planning a children's clothing line when he died, allegedly. Sounds like a project for Scott Baio! [Radaronline]

Scarlett Wins A Tony; RPatz Just Saw Twilight

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:00:00 EDT

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Last night, Scarlett Johansson won a Tony award for her performance in A View From The Bridge on Broadway. She wasn't the only film star awarded at the ceremony:

Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:

Lindsay And Ungaro Part Ways; YSL Designer Sues Paper For Reprinting His Racist Comments

Jenna Sauers — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:40:00 EST

"She's not involved in this collection," said Ungaro owner Asim Abdullah just before his show commenced this afternoon, Paris time. He was referring, of course, to "artistic adviser" Lindsay Lohan, whose future at Ungaro had long been in doubt. [WWD]

Mariah Prank Calls Nick; The Cast Of Jersey Shore May Return

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST

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Mariah Carey called Nick Cannon's radio show and pretended to be a woman who loves watching porn.

Conan & NBC Fight For Custody Of Triumph; Katie Calls Suri "Magical"

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 18:30:00 EST

Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.

Taylor & Taylor Split; Kim Kardashian Sued For Calling Cookie Diet "Unhealthy"

Margaret Hartmann — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:00:00 EST

Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner have split after dating for three months. "He liked her more than she liked him," claims a source.

Lily Allen Talks About Life After Miscarriage; Brittany Murphy Had "Staggering" Number Of Prescriptions

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Lily Allen has spoken about her miscarriage, which she describes as "the worst time of my life." She says:

Amy Winehouse Was Thrown Out Of Theater; Brittany Murphy Was Sick Before Dying

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Amy Winehouse was in the audience for a performance of Cinderella and, reportedly, heckled the cast. She shouted things like:

Lindsay's Back From India & Selling Crap Online; Chris Brown Claims Stores Are "Blackballing" His CD

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:00:00 EST

Lindsay Lohan has returned from India!

Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:

Madonna "Collapses" In Sofia; Cate Blanchett Injured In Sydney

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Did Madonna collapse twice during her show in Sofia, Bulgaria?

Jon "Midlife Crisis" Gosselin Shops For Sports Car; Kourtney K. Is Pregnant

Margaret Hartmann — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:30:00 EDT

Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman have been shopping for a Mercedes or a Porche. Kate Gosselin just bought a Toyota Land Cruiser that seats 8+, but it seems Jon isn't planning on ferrying kids to soccer practice. [Radar Online]

Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:

A Day Without Megan Fox; Madonna & Child Co-Star In Video

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

A smattering of guy-centric sites have decided that August 4 should be A Day Without Megan Fox:

Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?

Winehouse Back In UK; Angie & Brad Moving To NYC?

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been checking out a gorgeous building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan. Will they move the brood to New York? [Rush & Molloy]

Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.

SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]

Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 27 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:

Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 13 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:

Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 01 May 2009 09:00:00 EDT

As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:

Tyra To Face Stalker In Court

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.

Lindsay: "You're Just Jealous"; Plot To SATC Sequel Is Somewhat Predictable

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 09:00:00 EDT

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Since everyone apparently loves a catfight, this report claims that Lindsay Lohan calls Sam Ronson's "team" "jealous people with bad fucking energy." [E!]

Hannah Montana Is Hazardous To Your Health

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

Miley Cyrus might make you want to puke: Hannah Montana Chocolate Granola Bars have been recalled due to suspected salmonella contamination. [Perez]

John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up

Dodai Stewart — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EDT

John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]

Angelina Jolie Wigs Out

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 09:00:00 EST

Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:

Gisele, Tom, & Pups Tie The Knot In High Fashion

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were wed yesterday in Santa Monica. The bride wore Dolce & Gabbana, and so did her three dogs. [Us Magazine]

Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!

Kate Moss Is Either Knocked Up Or Full Of Beer

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Kate Moss is three months pregnant, says a paper with a questionable reputation. But! More »

New Details Emerge About Chris Brown/Rihanna Incident

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Updates on the Chris Brown and Rihanna incident:

Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!

Dodai Stewart — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Etta James says when she was ripping Beyoncé about singing "At Last" for the President, "I didn't really mean anything…"

Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please

Dodai Stewart — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:00:00 EST

Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]

Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days

Hortense Smith — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 10:30:00 EST

Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]

Joaquin Rapping? We're Getting Punk'd

Dodai Stewart — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:00:00 EST

Joaquin Phoenix's rap career: An elaborate hoax? Sort of.

Will The Vogue Documentary Make Sienna Miller Cry?

Margaret Hartmann — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:30:00 EST

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In the documentary The September Issue, Anna Wintour and company make numerous bitchy comments about cover girl Sienna Miller's appearance, saying she's "toothy" and needs a haircut. This movie sounds more fascinating every day. [ONTD]