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				A woman in China will be getting quite a good arm workout while caring for her newborn son. He was born this past weekend and weighed in at a hearty 15.52 pounds. That is <em>a lot</em> of baby. His mother, a 29-year-old woman from the Henan province, gave birth to him via C-section, which is probably a good thing in terms of being able to keep her pelvis in working order. His parents, who are both of average size, named him Chun Chun. He is believed to be the largest newborn on record since the country was founded in 1949, but, as impressive as Chun Chun's birth weight is, he won't be claiming the Guinness World Record. That apparently belongs to a baby born in 1879 that weighed in at 23.7 pounds. Once they cross the 20 pound mark, maybe we should just skip calling them babies and classify them as newborn toddlers.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5883561/woman-gives-birth-to-the-biggest-baby-in-the-chinese-history" title="Click here to read more about Woman Gives Birth to the Biggest Baby in the Chinese History">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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				Have you noticed the atmosphere has felt a little changed in the past few days, that things seem to have shifted somehow, but you can't quite put your finger on what's different? Well, here's your answer: the world has a new shortest woman! That's right, Jyoti Amge, of Nagpur, India, was given the honor on Friday&mdash;her 18th birthday&mdash;by Guinness World Records.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5869102/meet-the-worlds-new-shortest-woman" title="Click here to read more about Meet The World's New Shortest Woman">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Dec 2011 12:35:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cassie Murdoch]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Field Guide: Daphne Guinness And Her Thoughts On Hitler]]></title>
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				Rebecca Mead's profile of Daphne Guinness from this week's <i>New Yorker</i> aims to explain the nature of the heiress/fashion star's appeal. And just what it is that she <i>does</i> all day.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5842607/field-guide-daphne-guinness-and-her-thoughts-on-hitler" title="Click here to read more about Field Guide: Daphne Guinness And Her Thoughts On Hitler">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:55:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em><small>[U.S. President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama drink Guinness beer as they meet with local residents at Ollie Hayes pub in Moneygall, Ireland, the ancestral homeland of his great-great-great grandfather, Monday, May 23, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak) Images via <a href="http://apimages.ap.org/">AP</a>.]</small></em>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5804787/its-time-for-happy-hour-with-barack--michelle/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about It's Time For Happy Hour With Barack & Michelle">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 23 May 2011 17:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[World's Oldest Donkey Drinks Guinness]]></title>
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				Rosie, a 54-year-old British donkey, may have broken the Guinness World Record for <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/10/guinness-guzzling-donkey-drinks-two-thirds-of-a-pint-every-day-to-keep-her-healthy-115875-22248322/">oldest donkey</a>. Her secret? Drinking a cup of Guinness every day. "That's mixed in with her food, she's not a boozer," says her owner. [<a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/05/10/guinness-guzzling-donkey-drinks-two-thirds-of-a-pint-every-day-to-keep-her-healthy-115875-22248322/">The Mirror</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5535317/worlds-oldest-donkey-drinks-guinness" title="Click here to read more about World's Oldest Donkey Drinks Guinness">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Several commenters sent us the link to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEHvlNhX-c">this Guinness beer commercial</a>, which, in addition to being offensive in the way it objectifies women, raises more questions than it answers. You will hope the short, wordless film is a joke; evidence that it is not will make you reconsider <em>ever</em> drinking Guinness. Click to view embedded clip. <strong>UPDATE:</strong> It seems that this clip is a "comedy" piece the director made and posted "on spec," meaning he hopes to get work from it but was not paid by Guinness. [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEHvlNhX-c">YouTube</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5030095/badvertising" title="Click here to read more about Badvertising">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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