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We know your dog would look super-cute as a slutty French maid — but we also know she's going to chew that dress off in about seven seconds flat. So here are some ideas for costumes your pet will actually be into. More »
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Why should cats and dogs be the only ones to suffer? Cuddly Cavies Creations, which made costumes for South Park's "Pandemic" episode, has a wide variety of embarrassing guinea pig ensembles including bees, bunnies, and dinosaurs. [L.A. Weekly via Racked] More »
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On September 28th, citizens who gathered peacefully to protest Guinea's Junta leader Moussa Dadis Camara were greeted with gunfire. The military massacred approximately 157 people, and many of the soldiers participated in the public rapes and assaults of female demonstrators. More »
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This week on Exiled, Meleny, a 20-year-old from Long Island and the proud owner of Juicy Couture velour tracksuits in every color of the rainbow, was sent to live in the mountains of Peru. When she got there and got a look at the sub-standard (her standards, mind you) living conditions, she cried and informed her host that she didn't want to do any work. She was later offered a fried guinea pig as a gift and the next morning, threw it all up (to be honest, when I visited Peru in March, it was a meal of guinea pig that finally loosened my bowels after an 8-day stretch of being stopped up.) Sick of all her whining, her host ended up telling her that she says "stupid things." Clip above. More »
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It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich helps me answer questions about constipation, cross-dressers, and single dads. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.) More »
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