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Rich people do some crazy shit, and never has that been more true than in the case of Houston millionaire John Goodman. The 48-year-old heir to an air-conditioning fortune recently legally adopted his 42-year-old girlfriend, Heather Laruso Hutchins. They've been together since 2009, and he decided to make her his legal daughter to avoid losing money in a lawsuit he's facing from drunk driving accident he was in back in 2010. More »
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A woman who arrived at a New Orleans hospital with an arm infection left sans one arm, thanks to recreational injections of bath salts, an increasingly popular and incredibly dumb drug that no one should ever use, ever. Seriously. Don't inject yourself with bath salts, you guys. Good lord. More »
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You probably already knew that when you flush the toilet with the lid open, a great big cloud of bacteria shoots up into the air like a mushroom cloud of poo germs. But did you know that if you leave the lid open even when the toilet is just hanging out and not being shat in, you're exposing all nearby surfaces to a veritable cloud of toilet bacteria that might be causing other people to catch a disease? A disease that makes them throw up? More »
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A San Francisco man has been told by the FDA to cease and desist selling his sperm over the internet after helping 14 women become pregnant. The 36-year-old man claims he's simply providing a free service to women who want to become mothers without going through typical sperm donation process; authorities say he's a public health hazard. And no matter how you slice it, there are few things less appetizing than imagining receiving a big pack o' sperm in the mail. More »
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Do you wear contact lenses? According to new data, your eyes are probably cesspools of disgusting ocular germs because you can't be trusted to keep them clean. And that probably irritates the heck out of your optometrist. More »
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Few things have greater potential to be irritating than post-wedding Facebook posts from newlyweds, but it looks like one dude has really taken things to an unprecedented level, posting an image of bloodied sheets and proudly telling the whole world that he and his new wife had just had awkward, hymen shredding sex. Mazel vom. More »
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One of the big secrets of being an adult is that most of your time is spent doing things you don't want to do, like putting dishes away, making Excel spreadsheets, and picking up the dry cleaning. Another inevitability of independent living? You're going to, at some point, clean up a stomach-churning, disgusting mess without help. Here's how to do that without throwing up all over yourself. More »
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Oh, Craigslist: will you ever cease to amaze? Please turn your attention to this ad placed in the "For Sale" section of Dallas Craigslist. What might look like a regular, used Tempur-Pedic mattress is most definitely not: More »
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It's safe to assume that the sometimes-sticky, graffiti-ridden, often-dirty play areas in places like McDonalds, Burger King, even Chuck E Cheese's are not germ-free. But how dirty are they, really? Very dirty. And filled with feces. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5830892&view=rss&microfeed=true OMFG. Barfgag.This is revolting. Disgusting. Really, this guy had better get the maximum five-year sentence. The lady was at the supermarket with her daughter. And everyone knows chicks love yogurt. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5821316&view=rss&microfeed=true He hid in the tank of a Porta-Potty at a Colorado yoga festival. After the man was discovered, the police said, a "supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces." More »
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Made from sterling silver, freshwater pearl, copper, enamel and created an actual metalsmith, this jazzed-up whitehead is available for purchase on Etsy for $163 dollars. A bargain! More »
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Today in People-Are-Awful News, a man was arrested because he "masturbated to the point of ejaculation" while flying on a commercial airplane. More »
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Talk radio host Jay Severin has been fired after saying on-air not only that he had slept with his interns, but that they were lucky to bed him. However, his firing may ultimately have been about ratings. More »
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And the video will make you vomit. Don't say we didn't warn you. [Via] More »
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The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission just won a $1.26 million verdict on behalf of women grocery store workers who'd claimed that the store manager created a sexually hostile work environment. Many of the women were teens when the harassment happened. More »
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Vice has an interview with the self-appointed poster man for frotteurism — the act of rubbing one's genitalia against a non-consenting person. But it sounds like you'll learn more reading Dickflash. More »
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After we highlighted the "boycott American women" campaign, a reader wrote in to alert me to another, more alarming iteration. She described it as "downright psychopathic." She was right. In fact, after visiting this site, one might need a shower. More »
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Ke$ha has posted a holiday message on YouTube that's equal parts disgusting and desperate, much like herself. High on our list of troubles we want out of sight in 2011: Ke$ha, and her quest to convince us she's authentically trashy. More »
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An osteopath charged with "a litany of perverse transgressions" is accused of inviting staffers to watch an insemination… This, after he'd had the couple get it on in the office bathroom. More »
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As we suspected, your worst travel stories involve far more than TSA pat-downs and long tarmac waits. Herewith, your tales of masturbation, voyeurism, and trombones in transit — just in time to make a run-of-the-mill holiday delay feel almost pleasant. More »
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An Australian fertility clinic's ad (seen in FHM) involves pages stuck together. Pull 'em apart, and there's a photograph of a sexay woman and the line "Don't waste your sperm." So… We want these dudes contributing to the gene pool? More »
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Now it's the Lingerie Football League. Footage of barely-clad hot chicks talking about animal abuse is spliced between footage of rabbits being killed and elephants being smacked. It's not for the faint of heart, and frankly, it's pretty tacky. More »
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Last month's icky earring-removal story prompted the grossest stories you'll ever read. But we also received a message from a woman who had worked in the jewelry industry, and was not surprised about the hair-clog earring. She'd seen worse. More »
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Today in Lessons We Don't Necessarily Need To Learn: a Kansas State professor shed 26.2 pounds while feeding primarily on Twinkies, Doritos, doughnuts, and other treats high in saturated fats for 10 weeks. Oh, and his cholesterol went down, too. More »
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The Dutch clothing company Suit Supply came up with an innovative new strategy for selling its wares: make the ads all creepy and porno-like. Wearing a snazzy suit most def gets you free upskirt peeks and kinky kitchen play, guys. More »
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After perusing hundreds of disgusting stories, we posted the top ten and created a poll. The votes are in! The winning story is a traumatizing tale of pain and embarrassment, with totally gross details and mesmerizing video. More »
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Since yesterday's gross stories were a big hit, we're offering up some more. A few also-rans, if you will. Disgusting stuff ahead! More »
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You guys are completely disgusting. Seriously. More »
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When I wrote about how my earring had to be cut from my ear, many of the comments were along the lines of, "that's nothing — guess what happened to me!" We had no idea you guys were so disgusting. More »
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One day — maybe when I turned 30? — my mother gave me diamond studs. "I don't want them anymore," she said. "But don't lose them." I tighten the screw-backed earrings often, out of anxiety. But something went wrong. More »
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British spies during WWI apparently discovered that semen makes great invisible ink. Spy chief Mansfield Cumming (yes) was "delighted" by the discovery, but the spy who discovered the spooge-ink had to leave "after becoming the butt of jokes." More »
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"We in the Senate refer to Sen. Gillibrand as the hottest member," said Harry Reid at a fundraiser for Kirsten Gillibrand. Previously, a Republican rival, asked in a debate to say something positive about the Senator, called her "attractive." More »
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11:30am, via Twitter. More »
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"Researchers found staph, strep and even E. coli bacteria on makeup testers. "You should just think ‘E. coli equals feces...That means someone went to the bathroom, didn't wash their hands and then stuck their fingers in that moisturizer." [LAT] More »
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We guess using a model who looks nothing like Beyonce might keep the makers of this "She Ain't No Beyonce Inflatable Love Doll" from getting sued. But it won't keep them from totally disgusting us. [BuzzFeed] More »
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The colors were changed from the original to reveal certain shapes. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. [Buzzfeeed] More »
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He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical] More »
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