Back in 2009, I worked for a popular late night TV show and one part of my low-ranking job was to go out and purchase all of the items on our guests' riders. Some people were high maintenance (one jazz singer requested 6 newly purchased white washcloths, 6 newly purchased black wash cloths and so much food and alcohol that I had to make multiple trips just to get it all), some were low and others were hilarious (a famous rapper known for smoking a ton of weed only requested Cheetos and hot chocolate).
Very rarely did I encounter a rider that made me think, "YES. That is what I'd demand if I were famous and had the power to demand things." Until now, that is.