Jezebel: Goths

Laura Ashley And Goths Are The Future Of Fashion

Jenna Sauers — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:27:00 EDT

Far too rarely does fashion ask the question, 'What would happen if a bunch of FLDS children hung out with a bunch of goths in an old AOL chat room?' Luckily, for that we have a little magazine called Dis. More »

Woman Finds God In Bruise • Dolphins Considered "Non-Human Persons"

Katy Kelleher — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:30:00 EST

• A woman from Florida claims she returned from a visit with the doctor only to find that her bruise contained an image of Jesus. She says the appearance of the face "strengthened her faith." ABC Newscasters aren't convinced. • More »

Nurse Threaty

Anna Holmes — Fri, 29 May 2009 16:10:00 EDT

[Leipzig, May 29. Image via Getty]

Cat Lancer

Maria — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:20:00 EST

On Wednesday, humane society officers removed three cats from the home of a Pennsylvania woman who was marketing and selling baby cats with pierced ears, necks and tails as "Gothic kittens" on the internet. [AP] More »

Strippers Lose Jobs To The Internet • The Simpsons Are Back on Venezuelan TV

maria — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 17:30:00 EDT

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Print journalists aren't the only ones losing jobs, strippers feel the burden of the digital age. • Iranian says Barbies are "destructive" and must be stopped. • Incarcerated 400-pound man loses 100 pounds, sues county for underfeeding. • Six conservative women talk about dating whiny liberal men. • Two teenagers are jailed for life for killing a goth woman. • Mexicans try to quell the anti-emo riots by promoting diversity among teens. • Lourdes basically has the coolest mom hand-me-downs to pick from. • National Lampoon launches website to rate prostitutes. • Scientists just realize that periods are awesome, can repair hearts. • American Family Association attack soap on lackluster gay kiss. • An ironically long article on shorthand text speak, lol grwn ups r so lam3! • The Simpsons are back in Venezuela! • Baseball star Roger Clemens had a relationship with Mindy McCready when she was 15 years old (he was 28 and married). • Easy mistake to make: Woman attacks boyfriend, thinking he is a porn actor. • "Chinese eatery specializes in penis." That is all you need to know. More »