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Telling Men They're Victims Of PMS Sure Is An Interesting Way To Sell Milk

Irin Carmon — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 10:35:27 EDT

"Are you a man living with PMS?" asks a new ad campaign. The product for sale is milk. But don't feed the trolls. More »

Dairy Queen

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 19:10:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, June 15. Image via WENN.]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck & Husband Shoot "Got Milk?" Ad

Margaret Hartmann — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:40:00 EDT

In this video, Elisabeth & Tim Hasselbeck sport Elmer's glue mustaches (seriously, what are they drinking?) for their Got Milk ad. Remember kids: Chugging milk makes you grow up to be a Republican talking point-spewing TV host. Click to watch. [Extra] More »

Baby Drools Breast Milk, Ohio Residents Freak Out

Margaret Hartmann — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 14:00:00 EDT

This billboard from Ohio's state health department promoting breastfeeding isn't going over well, and not because it implies formula can't satisfy infants. People find the milk on the baby's chin gross — that liquid came from a lady's breast! More »

Woman Assaults Officer With Breast Milk

Sadie Stein — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:30:00 EST

"A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer." [AP] More »

Beyoncé Smells Like Money; Russell Simmons Loses His Shit Over Where To Sit At Charlotte Ronson

Jenna Sauers — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:20:00 EDT

As predicted, Beyoncé will have a fragrance by springtime. For the rights to her name, Sasha Fierce is set to earn up to $20 million over the next three years. [WWD]

Dita Von Teese Will Wear As Much Couture As She Wants

TatianaTheAnonymousModel — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 11:30:00 EST

Dita Von Teese wears two Elie Saab couture creations in her limited-run Paris show. Is it strange that the only people who can afford couture these days are burlesque artists and Saudi princesses? [IHT]

Udderly Adorable

Dodai Stewart — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:30:00 EST

This cow makes Anna go, "Cuuuuute!" (Click for video.) [Breitbart] More »

Milky Way: The Long, Strange History Of Breastfeeding

Sadie Stein — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00:00 EST

A great piece in the new New Yorker explores the history of breastfeeding: the fads and crazes that have controlled centuries of women, and the forces that still have us feeling bad about ourselves. More »

Suze Orman Gets Milk • Teen Plots Murder For Breast Implants

Maria — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 17:30:00 EDT

• Personal finance adviser Suze Orman will star in a new slate of "Got Milk?" ads that will be focusing on the economic benefits of buying and using milk. • In Iraq, the agal, or headband commonly seen on men, carries deep cultural significance and is considered to be part of a man's personal identity, with size and color denoting a man's class and standing. • CA Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a bill on Saturday (called the "Paris Hilton Bill" by Rush Limbaugh) that would have banned motorists from driving with live animals on their laps. • More »

Photoshop Of Horrors

Sadie Stein — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:45:00 EDT

Thank you, Photoshop Disasters for this latest bit of nightmare fodder. Yes, there is a disembodied hand on that mustachioed Olympian's shoulder. Possibly a ghost. Possibly some poor athlete who wasn't deemed Milk-worthy. Possibly a sly comment on China's mutation-high pollution levels. Possibly some poor photo editor who's about to get fired. Whatever the case, really makes the case for hormone-free milk... (Click to enlarge.) [Photoshop Disasters] More »

The street value for 100 ounces of breast...

Tracie Egan Morrissey — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:45:00 EDT

The street value for 100 ounces of breast milk is $200, according to this chick in Cedar Rapids, IA who has placed an ad in her local paper trying to sell her baby's leftovers. The 22-year-old woman said that her infant daughter doesn't like drinking from a bottle and that she didn't want to waste all the milk that she'd pumped already. No one has answered the ad, other than one prank phone call, and we're not surprised. To put 100 ounces in a perspective we can wrap our hungover minds around, that's two 40s and a tallboy. We have no idea how many meals that is for a baby, and actually, we don't care to find out any time soon. [CBS News] More »