Dear Lindsay, Britney, Paris, Nicole, et al: Back in the day, before you were born, celebrities would travel in contraptions called 'limousines'. They're long cars, driven by chauffeurs, with tinted windows — meaning no one can see inside! Plus, with a limousine, you can invite six friends along, booze it up and snort whatever you want — secure in the knowledge that someone else is driving! Limos traditionally come in black, but if you opt for "cocaine" white, we'll understand. It's an 80s trend that we can actually get behind!

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