Guess what? Watching women get tattooed arouses Bret Michaels! Last night on Rock of Love, Heather—the 32-year-old stripper—got "Bret" tattooed on the back of her neck and, needless to say, it gave him a boner. We can now add this to his list of turn-ons that include, but are not limited to: Sword collecting, getting wasted, women with deep voices, women who put up walls, women who wear their hearts on their sleeves, motocross, tears, heels, flats, jeans, skirts, jean skirts, women with fake tits, women with real tits, etc. Basically, for Bret, women are sorta like green eggs and ham: He would like them in a plane, he'd even like them on a train.

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