Last night's episode of Rock of Love was so educational. We've known for most of the season that Lacey is a crazy bitch, but we didn't learn until last night's episode that she's also a rich bitch. Her father informed us that she lives off of "investments" (translation: trust fund). We found it incredibly shitty that Lacey would be so judgmental about Heather's line of work (stripping) when she doesn't even have a fucking job. Then we were informed — via the big blow-up between the two girls — that Heather has seen Lacey suck Bret's cock. What the hell was she doing watching? Oh, and we also learned that Heather has begun referring to her breasts as "tatters." [? -Ed.] We're totally gonna be live blogging the finale, btw.

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