There are no words.

1. Darlen needs to get off the horse. Srsly.
2. I loved - LOVED! - lil' Janice poppin' up in the screen, it just brought a smile to my face.

Oh shi...

@skymotel: I just had to watch it again for lil' J.

The best part was when Janet Dickinson popped up and appeared to be dancing and cheering on Tanisha.

that's scary. seriously, i've never been in a physical fight because bitches are seriously nuts and will just go berserk on my ass

i watched every episode of the last season and genuinely felt that the creators of the show might be criminally liable for putting such fucked up addictive people with no structure and all that alchy.

DAYUM.

The two white girls look like Britney Spears and Mischa Barton.

Darlen and her nightie are rockin!

And here I thought Bridezillas was bad. This takes the cake. Where did they find these women? Prison?

whoops...I mean Tanisha and her nightie are rockin'. I mixed up my badgirls.

@Logged Hours: Why do they show Bridezillas nonstop? Does that channel have any other show in development?

Those earrings will not help her lobes.

Oh how I secretly love this show and have a season pass to it which delivered me a little present last night.

I am so glad Tanisha is on this season. That girl Darlen had a lot of nerve to step to her. Did she really think she had a glimpse of a chance??

I have never seen a heavyset woman on this show before.

So yeah, they are just locking ig'nant folks in a room with booze and letting the cameras roll.

Nice.

Wow, I hoped Darlen learned her lesson - Tanisha is not a bitch to fuck with.

Better yet, I hope she didn't.

The look of fear on the two brunettes' faces was priceless.

Lol. I wanted her to threaten to sit on her. I'm totally fat and if someone were to say it to me in a derogatory way (as a descriptor, it doesn't bother me) I would totally sit on them.

@lkhorgan: That would definately teach her not to call someone a fat bitch!

I watch this show and hate myself for it.

Darlen's dead eyes are more frightening to me then Tanisha's batshit ways. This may or may not be because I'm from Brooklyn.

Does Darlen even know where she is? She looks like she thinks this is all just a big bad withdrawl trip.

@lkhorgan: Ha! Me, too. I just want them to be afraid that I will sit on them.

I have a skinny friend that can grind her butt bones into your thigh if she wants, and it hurts, bad. I don't want anyone to sit on me.

Um, that feather boa (that Tanisha had on for like two seconds) just made my week. In fact I think I'll wear one to bed tonight. I don't really know what this show is about, but if it's really just chronicling the hysteria that ensues when one mixes completely useless alcoholic women, hair puffs, and dress-up clothes (boas, silk kimonos...wtf? Who just sits around the house like that?), I'll take it.

But in all fairness, I've met plenty of people from Brooklyn who not only lie, but also play games. Just sayin'.

@JessicaLovejoy: i do too but it's like a car crash, you want to look away but you can't

There is a brief clip they showed of Tanisha saying "If I had grown up with hugs and kisses, I'd be giving out hugs and kisses right now!" Which makes me kind of dig her crazy, sizable ass.

@strangerthanfiction: Oh, there's a bath towel involved too. Excellent.

I want to see more of the drinking/crying/bonding at the beginning.

I'm always constantly interested in how the world's most delinquent people are always so damn interested in "respect".

So many questions arise from this clip... what the hell is this show??? How much do I hate happiness that I kind of want to watch it now? And why do I think Tanisha is rad, despite being obviously batshit? Maybe it was her pissed-off strut.
Actually I think it was how she kept telling "Darlen" how crazy she is. It reminded me of Hansel from Zoolander- "why you messin' with me, esse? Don't you know I'm loco?"

Is it wrong that I kinda love Tanisha. "I'm from Brooklyn, bitch. I'm the wrong bitch to fuck with."

I'd love to hate her ( Tanisha)....but she's just too fucking funny!

"I will go to jail for you." What a great, all purpose threat or compliment!

Tanisha reminds me of the kind of girl who always wants to be my friend and then gets all crazy at me, yelling about how some other person pissed her off. And I just sit there pretending to sympathize because I don't want to get beat down. Sigh.

Um... Janice sums up my response with her little "oh no she didn't" snap

@marzipan_baby: I have one of those too, but it turns out that I'm her only friend left because I'll tell her to shut up when she's being stupid. And then she's fun again.

Also, I could sit on her, so no fear of beat downs probably helps.

Ripsi would still whoop Tanisha's ass. That is one relentless bitch.

i may have a new favorite TV show. that was downright incredible! just put me in a MUCH better mood.

@lkhorgan: The ones I get are always much bigger than me. I usually can get by with evasive maneuvers. I would tell any of my good friends to check themselves if they needed it, but these angry big girls? Yikes!

Holy shit.

Every reality show needs a Tanisha.

"YOU NEED TO BACK! UP!"

Yeah!~!

"I am from BROOKLYN!"

This may be the one show comprised of anti-social delinquents I don't watch. For my own sanity, not sure I should start.

@strangerthanfiction: I noticed the bath towel too, which made this whole clip even more bizarre. For a second I thought this was going to devolve into some weird porn thing: "Ladies, ladies, let's not fight." Towel drops, music begins...

From this clip alone: I seriously doubt a fight would've broken out. Tanisha totally let the others "hold" her back. It was all bluff. She doesn't look like a good fighter anyway since she talks too damn much as if she's trying too hard to prove she can. The good ones just pounce on your ass.

people wonder why i dont have a tv..still wondering?

@Andalucía: very true

From what mossy crevice did Darlen the Gollum emerge? She is seriously repellent.

@TroubleonWheels: yay LOTR reference!

who tries to break up a fight wearing a bath towel? WTF? Did it slip down or did I imagine that?

@MsKenney: Hah. No kidding!

@MsKenney: If you think about it, the relationship between the two makes itself pretty apparent.

Kind of like the "bad publicity is good publicity because it's better than no publicity" crowd.

@Andalucía: i think she just didn't want to get kicked out right away. if she's like any of the girls i know, she lets them continually act like fools so then she has even more reason to bust their ass later on. it makes it so much sweeter.

"I'm fat and I'm f-ing proud."
Own it girl

thats flatbush ave for ya....and thats how we throw down in brooklyn...rofl...'i'll go to jail for you' how many times have I heard that line?

Ha! If I were Tanisha I would of went all Mike Tyson and screamed "I will eat your children" or "I'm on the Zoloft to keep me from killing y'all," just to get my point across.